TUESDAY #1782

IT'S CALLED CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE AND IT'S A GOOD THING...

"It's Mr. Thomas Brady to you, bitch."
I've been telling everybody that all day.
If you missed the NE/NO game, you missed something extraordinary.

 I really miss Frogman. He seems to have just dropped off the grid...

My inevitable DUI will be the perfect way to finally get my fat ass some exercise.

I still have people say things like, "Well, nobody has seen an atom either."

Ladies and gentlemen, the hydrogen atom...

 And here is just one of its miracles...

Crossword puzzle clue: One going back and forth to work.
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[ SAW ]

My favorite pick-up line was "I'm unarmed."
Surprising how many times it worked.

Those museum people get real mad when you sit in front of a painting and start touching yourself.

That would have been so much funnier if he had want to change his name to Anal Mouse Alnatour.

This is the coach of my Gamecocks. This is how he shows his frustration...

On a first date, never tell her she has bad teeth.

Niki Feijen lives in Eindhoven, the Netherlands. He's not a professional photographer. He has never studied photography nor has he taken any photography classes. He's a network engineer with a crazy hobby. Yet, he makes stunning photos.

He's also an urban explorer. Urbex is the exploration of man-made structures, usually abandoned ruins or not usually seen components of the man-made environment. The photo above is shot in a small abandoned farmhouse in 2012.

 You should look Niki up...very nice stuff.

Have you ever been so bored that you egged a passing hearse?

What must they think?

Knowing that one of these costs more than they make in a week.

That guy who creates tiny little sculptures of people in urban environments is back with some new work...

My wife bought a book on sexual adventure so we wouldn't get bored of each other in bed. Now we get bored with each other in elevators and the back seats of taxis.

Due to a BB gun accident, my eye looks like this...

 Recently my eye doctor told me my vision could be restored to 100% with a simple surgery.

That little "bridge" separating the two pupils is actually scar tissue.
(that is not my eye)

I’m going to assume marijuana is legal there...

I now feel guilty about how I used to fuck with my grandma. Like I would say "Knock, knock." And she would say, "Who's there?" And I would say, "Who's where, grandma?"

Yeah, as if it's that easy...

Repost worth thinking about periodically...

And the numbers are worse now.

This is what young men look like after 23 straight days of combat.

The best part about getting old is that you get to watch everyone you hate die.

I am a man.
The world is my urinal.

There is no "i" in happyness.

 I can only assume this is for breast enlargement...

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be one of those nursing home patients who bite people.

Researchers in Italy claim to have unearthed the portrait of a noblewoman by Leonardo da Vinci which has been lost for 500 years and features the same enigmatic smile as his Mona Lisa.

The portrait of Isabella d'Este, Marquess of Mantua, which carbon dating suggests was painted around the start of the 16th century, has been found in a vault in a private collection in Switzerland, and has been verified by a leading authority on the renaissance polymath.

 Red is Google....of course.

Very, very impressive...

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

The oldest know sundial...

This is thousands of years old, but the scientists have determined it's inaccurate. Picky bastards, scientists.

Big truck rally in Mexico...eight dead, dozens injured...

 And, yes, there was alcohol involved.

This is a perfect photographic metaphor of America...

If you want to pick up a girl, keep your back straight and lift with your knees.

Yes, this man is shaving his monkey...

....then he will spank it.

Imagine a world with no religion...

"You used too much butter on this," said no one ever.

I will remind you of the kids I taught who would cry if their mother forgot to give them their pill that morning because, they would explain, they knew they would get in trouble...

Another crossword clue: Poor reception
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[ ALMS ] 

Manufacturing consent: a term I first heard yesterday.

It's something we all need to think very carefully about.

I heard an interviewer of an American POW ask, "Do you hate your captors for beating you?"

The POW said, "I just dropped a 2000 lb. bomb on their house. What would you expect them to do?"

Learned something new today. I met one of my new young female bartenders when I told her I really liked her hair. It was very bright pink.
She is also well inked and has piercings; which makes her a keeper in my case.
Anyway, her hair is now growing out and I asked what color I could expect next, and she said, "I can't dye it again." I asked why, and she said, "When you dye your hair too often it makes it fall out and I'm losing a lot of hair."
Now I have a conundrum....following your own urges without giving a shit about what people think balanced against damaging your body....which kind of puts it in the same camp as wearing foot deforming high-heeled shoes.
But I'm pretty sure that not damaging your own body is like rule number one.....said the smoker and the drinker.

I told my daughter that No More Tears meant she was not allowed, under penalty of law, to cry when shampooing her hair.

Is there anything that is not considered art these days?

It's called mutations, folks, and it's how evolution happens...

If either one of those "deformities" had given them a better chance to reproduce....well, you know.

Yet another crossword clue: Combine name.
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[ DEERE ]
Hint: [ The fourth letter is a R ]


80%?

I think there are a whole bunch of people who just say they are Christians because that's what is expected of them.

"Ready for the Royal Cock, Sire..."

When my daughter used to ask me for money, I would tell her I just gave it to her mother for nursing her all those months.

The loneliest panda in.......the.......world....

Have you ever looked down and wondered why you got that boner? Then you think back on all the things you were looking at the last few minutes and can't think of anything even remotely sexual?

 What's even more majestic is that the stairs are located at an abandoned insane asylum.

Do you know how many problems would be solved if the homeless just ate their children to survive?

Now let's talk about absurd humor. I throw out a lot of things that I think are funny only because...well, it's funny to even contemplate such insanity.
Now read this"

But that also has it's absurdity. 
This is a country that is, literally, begging poor people to get free education or training to at least be able to feed themselves. For many people, these pleadings go rebuffed because the "safety net" is, in my opinion, just too damn comfortable.

Now for the question of the week:
What if when you are filling out your federal income tax return, you got to pick what percent of your taxes should go to....say...the 100 top expenses of the government.
Of course there would be a website that made sure that you didn't exceed 100 percent, so you just looked at, say, Defense and you typed in 10%. You look at foreign aid and you type in 0%....or whatever.
My point is, how different would our national budget be if we all got to voice our opinion?