FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #1819

Topical stuff...

A man and his dog...

"How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in god?"
"How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody like you?"

My wife once told me she had PMS.
I told her she was ovary-acting.

Where does the Kabul shopper go after the explosion?
Everywhere.

I watched a rather long video about this lava overtaking this can. It was actually rather mesmerizing...

This dolphin is smiling....I wonder why....

Oh...it's mouth fucking a dead fish...

Go fuck your selfie.

The nearly complete skeletons are billed as the "Montana Dueling Dinosaurs." The sellers say the dinosaurs — one a plant eater, the other a meat eater — appear to be locked in mortal combat.

Two fossilized dinosaur skeletons found on a Montana ranch in 2006 are going on the auction block in New York City. They're expected to fetch between $7 million and $9 million.

This is the man who found the fossils...

He is an "amateur" paleontologist in the same way this guy is an amateur artist.

He just does it and hopes for the best...with varying degrees of success.

The face of pure evil...

Not saying it's the same, but that's a huge crowd...

There was a question on a personality profile I took one time that asked 'If you had a ticket to a hanging, would you go.' I would not.

I used to carve leather like this. When I was a teenager I made a lot of money selling it...

I can still name the many tools it takes to make each nuance...

Today is the childhood your kids will remember.
You need to remember that every single day.

I masturbated so good last night...when I woke up, my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.

Got a new doctor. On my first visit she was filling out her paperwork with a questionnaire and asked me if I was sexually active. I said yes. Then she asked "What do you do?" and I started reeling off every position, fetish, obsession and perversion until she waved her hand and said, "I meant, what do you do for a living."