FRIDAY #1882

The Ukraine...

Where the police throw Molotov Cocktails at YOU!!!

Ukraine government sends text to protesters: "Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance"

I feel the need to warn you young people who may want to riot soon...

 ...In the United States, if you throw fire bombs at police, or, god forbid, shoot at them, you will be shot....dead.

I watched a short documentary on CNN about Christians who had been brutalized for years and now have power...

 One of the young men had a pregnant sister murdered by muslims who cut her baby out of her stomach and dismembered it. For revenge, he hacked a muslim passerby to death, set the body on fire and then ate the flesh.
It might be just me, but I have never heard of cooking human flesh before you eat it in a fit of fury.

This is very interesting...

 If you truly believe in the power of prayer, why wouldn't you give him the money? Because you KNOW deep down that it doesn't work, that's why.

 Come to find out, the company hired by the government for conducting background checks on future employees were just making it up.
So now we know now that there are THOUSANDS of people never vetted reading your fucking mail!

The rare earth elements that play an important role in everything from electric car batteries, to LED lighting, to surgical lasers, aren't actually rare. The vast majority of them come from China right now, but that's not because China has them and other countries don't. In fact, the US and Australia also have large deposits of rare earths. Instead, rare earth elements come from China because China is willing to cheaply mine and process them, which can be extremely polluting. The more protections against pollution that you put in place, the more expensive the rare earths become, which is how the US got priced out of that game.

In trying to save an endangered species of robin, scientists began moving eggs laid perilously close to the edge of nests. The problem: Natural selection. Without the negative pressure of losing those eggs, more and more eggs are being laid on the edge and an attempt to save a species could help undermine it.

NELSON MANDELA - The artists were working under a tough deadline and had to complete their work quickly, so they chose a hare. It's a pun: haas, the Afrikaans word for hare, also means "haste."

Then there was the headline...a sentense never constructed before:
Rabbit Removed From Nelson Mandela's Ear.

The rise of the finished basement had to do with the WWII-inspired development of cleaner furnaces and concrete engineering, but more importantly the desire of parents and children to ignore each other.

A NASA jacket is now on sale complete with authentic patches...

 I want one.

You have to question whether you are living life to the fullest if no one has ever said to you, "We should leave before the SWAT team gets here."

Recovered Nazi art loot...

Police headline in my state of South Carolina: Woman stabbed over hog stomach fight at Greenwood pork plant

A relatively young woman my wife knows just foung out she has four weeks to live. She immediately rented a hall for a party and invites everyone she’s ever met....for a final goodbye one would assume.

Yeah, that looks like fun...

...if you like recreating in a river crowded to clown car capacity.

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

I call this trying to maintain a society with only half your brains on any problem...

Nasa reveal plans for the biggest rocket ever made to take us to Mars - dwarfing the shuttle and the Saturn rockets that took man to the moon

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Does it tell us anything that all the people are black...

 Probably not.

Guy put a bunch of classic paintings in motion...

I like that.

British scientists working in West Antarctica have discovered a subglacial trench that's deeper than Arizona's famed canyon...

OOMVO...

Nothing good will come of the relationship with the girl you met in the bathroom.

A Deventer scribe, writing around 1420, found his manuscript ruined by a urine stain left there by a cat the night before. He was forced to leave the rest of the page empty, drew a picture of a cat and cursed the creature with the following words:

 “Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.”

Russian monument to the lab rat...

I credit eating out twice a week for maintaining the quality of my marriage. I go on Tuesday and my wife goes on Thursday.

My friend, Jack, will know why this is funny...

Just because there shouldn’t be drinking songs in Baptist hymnals doesn’t mean there aren’t.

No one actually knows why you can say “Red I saw a car” in Russian but not in English.

Pulp Fiction...

 The game...

First-Aid manuals are basically IKEA-manuals for people

Never knew how they did this...

 There's a yo momma's tampon joke in there somewhere.

Biologists are the only people that can watch animals having sex and not be labeled as weird.

Uncle Ralph says...

If someone “Strongly Agrees” with everything on a political survey, they probably don’t know much about politics.

Found a site with a whole bunch of these. It's fun to try to guess the movie before looking at the bottom...

I find those very, very clever.

Maybe giving bored wealthy aristocrats horses and long pointy weapons was a bad idea.

 It was only a matter of time before this...

 ....turned into this...

 ....which turned into this...

What happens when you engage the engine and the rest of the train cars have their breaks on...

Masculinity was really important to ancient Romans unless you were a woman in which case you probably didn’t give a shit.

I always find a good jackoff is ruined when I'm watching a woman masturbate and a man arrives with his cock out and joins in.
My neighbor needs to fuck off and find his own porn.

Women aren't moody. They just have days they are less likely to put up with your shit.

 Said the fashion designer who makes money from you changing your wardrobe regularly.

And this is what it reminds me of...

It turns out that some medieval nuns did a lot more than just sit around all day and pray.

I like this...

...but I know that if there are teenage boys around, they are going to invent a whack-a-mole game out of it somehow.

 I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

OLDIE LINK TOMORROW.