THURSDAY #1860

 That's silly, of course, but this is not..

Dear Colorado,

Don’t fuck this up, okay.

Sincerely,

Every pothead in America

One of my very favorite bar owners at the Gamecock bowl game with his friends...

Haven't done any strange wedding names in a while...

Why Is The Security Council Dysfunctional? Because the

Russians Are Devious Liars.

OOMVO...

When you remove trees from cities, the cities get hotter. That’s a bad thing.

Those have GOT to be Mexicans...

Plastic is terrible and we should probably all stop using it so much.

Okay, Scott, the ball is in your court...

Look how proud of himself that guy looks right after it works.

Bariatric surgery doesn’t work for people who love food and don’t stop eating.

My favorite saying about the lottery is that it was invented for people who are not very good at math...

Anselm’s ontological proof for God’s existence completely fails because he literally didn’t understand basic grammar.

Shit like that really happens, ya'll!!!

Soon enough, we’ll all be wearing smocks.

My wife sent me this...kind of interesting to scan, but what is a "penis plug" and why is it a problem if it gets stuck in your penis?

You can figure out why something went wrong by looking at how much it’s like something else that went wrong some other time.

There is a huge list of codes that will give you access to popular sites even if the name is erased by the government. This is but a small portion of the list...

You can look up the rest if you care to.

Awe inspiring engineering...

Another headline that may not have ever been written before...

Yeah, I notice stuff like this, too...

Al Pacino playing an old man who took half a bottle of Viagra...

Shit you don't see everyday.

This begs the question...if no one is allowed to say the word, how does anyone know the word you're not allowed to say. 
That's utter nonsense....pun intended.

Doctors care about their patients. Politicians care about money. They tend to disagree a lot.

The social elite uses the language of the social elite because they want to remain the social elite and it is the language of the social elite because the social elite uses it.

I do believe this is in Tombstone. I was there once...

Youth are rebels, and they should be. We need that, so stop policing them. But now I’m policing you…where does it end?

Anxious and depressed women were more likely to be burned as witches.

What I really wanted for Christmas...

The ancient Greeks liked porches.

Chess-playing computers aren’t people...yet.