FUN WITH LANGUAGE SATURDAY #1974

Just a quick post for this Saturday because, by god, you guys deserve it.

"Fun With Language" is a throw-back to the days when each day's post had a theme. That proved too time consuming, leading to the present format as a true olio.

Enjoy.

 The picture.

Human hair...

 Question: Ebay has a strict policy against selling body parts. Does that include human hair, and if not, why not?

Waaaay too much information there, Sparky.

The eyes...it's all in the eyes...

This is very clever...

Looks like somebody lost a bet...

 Still, my favorite was a sign I saw with my own eyes:

Live Bait

Fireworks

TV Repair

Notary Public

At my favorite bar. I was impressed...

 I would have liked to have seen that.

Guy broke up with girlfriend and did this...

A headline; a combination of words that may never have been formed into a sentence before...

Why would they do this?.....WHY?

My good friend, Joey...