FOLIO OLIO: MONDAY #1983

Ukraine...

Will wonders never cease...

Grilled alligator stuffed with crawfish...and a fish...

Yummy! I mean it! Alligator is delicious.

Characters who shouldn't be seen smiling...

I told four people today that they were one in a million.

I've seen this left by a bird flying into a window pane...

Apparently, the bird just "dusted" him/herself for what reason I can't fathom.

After watching a movie for a short while, my young daughter once said, “Why the fuck does this have a Parental Advisory?”

This is very good advice...

I love learning something that makes me change my mind about something. I think that is rather rare.

I watched the whole video clip of this. The bridge never collapsed, but it made a hell of a noise...

My wife should have thought of this for me...of all people...

When you find something that nobody’s done before,

there’s usually a very good reason for that.

One of my very own...

I spent half my life arguing that we cannot know anything, while ignoring the question of how I knew that.

Whatever blows your skirt up, darlin'....

I just want to direct a lesbian porn movie. Is that too much to ask?

And to think this guy started out as a leading lady's man...

I wanted to write stories, but in order to make them true, I needed all my characters had to be cans of Bud Light.

Molten nickel on ice, because I like molten nickel on ice...

Western leftist intellectuals pretended that they couldn’t see Stalin’s gulags when they went to the USSR because they really, really wanted communism to work out.

Fuck dreams...

A person has options. Some they want more than others, but there is nothing precious about a dream (just another option). I say, go with the option you want most, but if that doesn't work out then move the fuck on and don't look back.

Internet porn really ought to be much better than it is.

I never knew they were buried at sea.

It’s ok to worry about things, but to believe that your own genitalia are secretly trying to kill you might just be a bit too much.

Beauty fades, but kinky sex can last forever.

One Of My Very Own...

Another caption for the image above could be,"When I was your age we used to have a season called Spring."

My wife was out with a bunch of her girlfriends and they decided to describe their most exciting sex. One girl said it was in a stall in the men's bathroom in a local bar...TRUE...

Another said it was waking up naked in bed with Gregg Allman while he was talking on the phone with Cher. My wife has some diverse friends.

A night she will never forget...

...if she lives.

I was 21 years old before I learned that EUCALYPTUS TREE didn't mean "you could lick this tree".

Notice the woman shape in the stone?

I have mixed feelings about staged photographs. Still haven't decided their worth....

Yeah, every kid with a spray can are "artists" and should be respected...

Bullshit.

The shirts say "Orgasm Donors"...

Those girls will never have to buy their own drinks.

Why is there so little research on animal vaginas?

My son-in-law is a bit of a wine expert...

That is not my son-in-law. My son-in-law doesn't wear a tie. But he can identify unlabeled wine by not only the country of origin, but the district and probable year of the vintage.