FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #2098

Something for you to listen to while you scroll.
I whistled this as I was learning to walk again...

...and I whistle very well.

NEWSY BITS...

Not sure if this is the case with all NBC stations or just the one in my city, but they are in a pissing contest with DishNetwork and is OFF THE AIR for the opening game of the NFL season. And ALL bars use Dish.
Luckily, I have cable, but there are a whole bunch of pissed off people.
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More than 99% of the 800,000 FCC commenters support Net Neutrality.

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Half the remains of slain Vikings warriors in England are female.

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New map shows where the Milky Way galaxy is inside its supercluster...

And it was all done to give Eve a place to be tempted into eating from a magic tree by a talking snake.
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Could somebody explain this to me...

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"Swatted" means you manage to get a SWAT team to storm an innocent person's house AS A JOKE...

It is a stupid, stupid thing to do.

It looks like he just learned what "tossing salad" means.
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Another post concerning Jennifer Lawrence's leaked nudes...

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Bacon wrapped onion rings...

I am eagerly awaiting my first visit to our new bacon restaurant. But in all honesty, the above looks a tad labor intensive for the payoff.

Have you ever had to say these words: I’m sorry I annoyed you with my erection”?

I saw a friend eat his pizza crust-side first.
I have never been this upset in years.

I so hope you remember that guy, cause I laughed out loud...not so much by what he did, but that he managed to become an international star so easily.

Yes. Yes he did wear the stolen jersey to court.

Have you ever been so poor that you seriously considered an invitation to mule narcotics?

An army of squirrels is still an army.

Speaking of...

A child's coloring book with a moon that never looks like that...

Please....somebody try to justify this...

And they do it not because they are hungry, but because they find extinction of song birds fun.

Losing weight is still losing.

Busier than a one armed jazz pianist...

You mustn’t be frightened by mayonnaise.

Why you shouldn't get too fancy with the fonts...

First and foremost, font is a communication device, and if you don't communicate accurately, you are wasting your time.

Hurt people hurt people.

I don’t see heaven. Do you see heaven?

Just one glimpse of the golden throne and you would have me.

Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine.

Mt Fuji from the International Space Station...

I don’t need money. Money needs me.

I own a lot of these.

Remember the belt buckle rule...

If your belt buckle is inside the ladder, then your center mass is balanced.

Accident re-creation in the 20's....

Bacon presents exactly zero health risks.
So shut the fuck up.

Artist Uses a Robotic Printer to Create a Life-Size Naked Self-Portrait With His Own Blood...

HIS OWN BLOOD!..........naked.

Walking fish (which has lungs and gills) raised out of water on land help explain evolution...

Never experiencing water, these things changed physically to deal with the change...in its own lifetime.

'Pristine' Mammoth Skeleton Unearthed In Texas...

And I believe it was found by a camper or some such person.

Made of household products...

I don't really mind that, but.......why?

Even pigs like bacon. Fact.

Can you spell hypocrisy, boys and girls?

A patient surnamed Hu goes through a medical check before a surgery at a hospital in Xi'an, Shaanxi province, August 27, 2104. The hospital is preparing to place a titanium mesh produced by a 3D printer into Hu's head to help him rebuild the shape of his head. Hu was injured after he fell from the third floor of a building....

I saw an interview with a guy who looked like that. He was Cambodian and had been shot point-blank in the back of the head, thrown in a mass grave and covered in dirt. He woke up, dug out and somehow, against all odds, lived...without medical attention.

I think the absence of infection was miraculous.

The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.

In the South you can call someone an idjit and they will know what it means.

One Of My Very Own...

The price for meteorites rivals gold. Imagine what that thing is worth.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.

NORMAL ROOF = 2x6’s for slope, then ¾” plywood, then tar paper, then shingles.

One day there will be solar panels that are attached directly to the 2x6’s and functions as a roof....no plywood, not tar paper, no shingles. That's when it will be cost efficient.
You guys really ought to start writing this shit down.

Another milk protestor...