Ever wondered how Turkey can reap the benefits of being a NATO member without supporting any of its fellow members military missions?
She obviously didn't "skimp" very often...
For whatever reason this post is full of fun with language.
Why do you think the lottery does this?
Abandoned
roller coaster in Japan
????
Does that look fake to you? I seriously don't know...
Modern life summed up in one gif...
A Butterfly Lands on a Flutist’s Face During an
International Flute Competition and She Continues Playing...
This looks like
something from a Monty Python film (found in Montevideo, Uruguay)...
I'm thinking the sledge hammer might be needed to smash through plate glass windows during a fire.
Otto Frank, Anne Frank's father and only surviving family
member, revisiting the attic, May 3rd, 1960
He served in the German army in WW1, risking his life for his
country then to be hunted down by the country you loved and lose everything1/2
Some good news....if it's true...
You've all probably seen this on that TV show...
I watched a documentary about it and there is a certain speed at which one must not exceed. It seems the trucks can create a wave under the ice that will grow and when you are near the land said wave will burst through the ice and the truck will fall into the water.
“Okay, who threw that?”
Porn made
by women is better than porn made by men.
Changing the head light in a VW Beetle. Step one: take the
whole fucking car apart.
His expression says it all...
This is
the hottest sauce I have ever tasted. A friend gave it to me for
Christmas, and it is actually one of the best presents I have ever received.
As you can see from the level in the bottle, it appears
barely used. However, one drop in a bowl of chili will incapacitate the
normal human. Here I have placed two drops (not recommended) on a
burrito. I had five burritos tonight and loved the heat ( only one drop
on the other four).
After
dripping the sauce on the burritos, I rub it out evenly. I then washed my
hands thoroughly. Even a smidgen of this sauce in the eyes will
leave you in misery, so every precaution is taken. Hand washing is a
must.
I ate
five of these and was very pleased. My mistake – I forgot to wash my hands
after eating the last burrito. I discovered this omission when I went to
drain the six beers from my body. I can only tell you that my balls and
dick quickly reminded me of what I had failed to do. I jumped in
the shower and lather up with anything and everything I could find. I
think the Johnson’s baby wash is what did the trick. I retrospect, the
fact the Johnson’s cured my Johnson is quite humorous.
I
accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a
giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my TV.
One Of My Very Own...
Fucking.......assholes.
This guy runs all over NY high-fiving people hailing a cab...
What wearing clothes with the label on the outside looks like to me...
Everyone
always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a flask of whiskey, a bag of
weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter.
We all need to look at this from time to time...
100% of
car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within
five miles of anything right now, move.
How to grow land...
Solstice, Aron Wiesenfeld
I would have called this series "Drama" because you can just taste the drama by viewing these.
This, of course, is farmland seen from a plane...
If you painted this with just the shapes and colors it would be called "Modern Art". But all the design elements would still be there and saying "Hell, I could have done that" would be of no value whatsoever.
This is me when I leave my shower beer on the counter…
Excellent use for a modified leaf blower...
I wear
the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my
life
I'm beginning to think that our police have become militarized not to protect the citizens, but to control the citizens.
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