SATURDAY'S PLEASE HELP ME I'M FALLING #2190

NEWSY BITS...

 As I understand it, once a constitional covention starts, there is no way to control it. If, say, they want to outlaw alcohol again, then they could vote it into law. That kind of power is very dangerous.
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NASA's new Orion spacecraft made a flawless launch, a glorious flight to space, and a "bull's-eye" splashdown today. The journey was "the most perfect flight you could ever imagine," said Mission Control.

Exploration Flight Test-1 (EFT-1) is the first flight test for NASA’s new deep space capsule and represents a critical step on NASA's journey to Mars.

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A rebel fighting in Syria with homemade weapon...

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Music to scroll by...

I bet you didn't see that coming...

My all time favorite...

This happens so often one would think check the brake would be Turn Over The Vehicle rule #1...

This is not his first rodeo...

This took me two views...

This is that weird-ass dog that was born that way...

This looked fake, but I don't think it is...

Pretty much self-explanatory....

 A particle board factory is missing their snips...

It's a love-hate relationship...

The guys on the left think it's hilarous.

Bath time...

The concept wasn't all that clear...

So HE'S why that warning sticker is on the top step...

 Nice recovery.

That guy ought to meet the pole vaulter.

Phrasing...

Give that kid a scholarship...

What the hell is going to happen if Missiouri beat Alabama tonight?
Enjoy your weekend.