One Of My Very Own…
I had a scare with someone I care very much about. Here's really all I can do:
ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you didn't get caught.
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Do dogs think in barks?
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Said to be lightning...
Here's another that may or may not be true...
But it is kind of fun to think that it is.
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And the award for best actor in a foreign film goes to....
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I'm pretty sure that if hamsters could talk they would have a British accent.
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There was some criticism when we attacked "retreating" Iraqi troops during Gulf Storm.
The critics should know that following D-Day that's about all we did to the Germans.
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Ran across these bottle caps.
That first one reads: Miami Vice, but I can't figure these out...
^A
^B
^C
^D
^E
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Father of the year?
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How long are you supposed to rest between sets of exercise? Like 6 or 56 months?
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What a hoot!
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Watched my wife put on a sports bra and told her that was the most exercise she had gotten in years.
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1300lb of Roman coins found in Spain.
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A new way to use an old door.
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Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" actually know anything about not exercising?
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Yes, friends, this is the way Americans wake up every morning...
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Wow!
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Almost put this in 'People Not Like You And Me' file, but then I remembered I no longer have a 'People Not Like You And Me' file.
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And the Not My Job award goes to...
That has to be art.
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Watched a pretty bad movie, but the cinematography was wonderful.
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I bet these Maori are some viscous warriors...
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If your coffee order is more than four words you are part of the problem.
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Ever wonder how the nests are built so comfy?
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Please don't do this.
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New crutches are a masterpiece...
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I used to sleep in a clown mask in case one of my daughters had a nightmare and came to sleep in my bed.
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I had a scare with someone I care very much about. Here's really all I can do:
ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
>
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you didn't get caught.
>
>
Do dogs think in barks?
>
>
Said to be lightning...
Here's another that may or may not be true...
But it is kind of fun to think that it is.
>
>
And the award for best actor in a foreign film goes to....
>
I'm pretty sure that if hamsters could talk they would have a British accent.
>
>
There was some criticism when we attacked "retreating" Iraqi troops during Gulf Storm.
The critics should know that following D-Day that's about all we did to the Germans.
>
Ran across these bottle caps.
That first one reads: Miami Vice, but I can't figure these out...
^A
^B
^C
^D
^E
>
Father of the year?
>
How long are you supposed to rest between sets of exercise? Like 6 or 56 months?
>
>
What a hoot!
>
Watched my wife put on a sports bra and told her that was the most exercise she had gotten in years.
>
>
1300lb of Roman coins found in Spain.
>
A new way to use an old door.
>
Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" actually know anything about not exercising?
>
>
Yes, friends, this is the way Americans wake up every morning...
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Wow!
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I once cut the crust of my daughter's PB&J and instead of saying thank you she said, "You're my bitch now."
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Almost put this in 'People Not Like You And Me' file, but then I remembered I no longer have a 'People Not Like You And Me' file.
>
>
And the Not My Job award goes to...
That has to be art.
>
Watched a pretty bad movie, but the cinematography was wonderful.
>
I bet these Maori are some viscous warriors...
>
If your coffee order is more than four words you are part of the problem.
>
>
Ever wonder how the nests are built so comfy?
>
Please don't do this.
>
New crutches are a masterpiece...
>
I used to sleep in a clown mask in case one of my daughters had a nightmare and came to sleep in my bed.
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