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Finding hard data about Sweden is daunting. Here's my latest find, and well worth the read.
"Why you cannot call Sweden "Safe". The issues present within the Swedish Police."
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When dating my wife she asked me to come over to her place to play doctor, then left me waiting in the living room for over an hour.
SCIENCY STUFF
I remember telling the doctor I was out of cough medicine and she said the bottle should have lasted two weeks. Asked me how I dosed it and I just mimicked turning up the bottle. She was aghast. Then I read from the bottle that I was to take 10 drams are some such shit and asked her how many Americans she thought knew what a goddamn dram was...2? Then she gave me a dram cup measurer like she should have done in the first place.
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If you think about it just right, ancient man who first found this had stumbled across ready made building material that would last, oh, forever.
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No word on whether he can control his ride.
But I would think a simple pressure plate in the seat would work.
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Most people's first word of the year is "happy."
SOCIAL STUDIES
So it has come down to this.
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Why would she sell seashells down by the seashore, that's a terrible place for a seashell stand.
SUPER POWERS NO ONE
HAS THOUGHT OF YET
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I often walk around my house with my eyes closed to practice in case I ever go blind.
DID. NOT. SEE. THAT. COMING.
What you expect.
What you don't expect.
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Look carefully.
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This was a great gif that wouldn't load, so I made still shots.
First you find it...
Then you dig it out...
And lift it out...
Take the covering off of it...
And you have a fresh 18" fish dinner.
And all your friends are giddy with excitement.
West African Protopterus Fish Sleeping in the Ground.
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I think I am, therefore I am...I think.
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2 comments:
If you want to be a 1999 Ford Focus, be the best 1999 Ford Focus you can be.
Loved your performance at the 2011 vmas joe! Lol I would be so happy if I had the same name as a lady Gaga persona. Shits awesome man.
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