FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3472

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

ALL SOCCER NEWSY BITS

-NEYMAR-

-GERMANY/KOREA-

Mexican fans swarm to Korean embassy and have tequila shots with the ambassador.

Swedish Captain asking how Germany's game went.

-MESSI-

-MISCELLANEOUS-

Well, I was right about Germany not making it. I've lost a little faith that Mexico can win it all. Still pulling for teams from the Americas. Maybe mighty Argentina has awoken.

OTHER NEWS

*MNBT

=N=

HAVEN'T FEATURED AWFUL TATTOOS IN A WHILE

So she doesn't have to tell every stranger she meets.

She said these are supposed to be stars.

STARS!

What kind of deodorant does she use?

I kind of like this one.

==1==

But many inked people seem to be obsessed with their nipples.

==2==

Customer: What time do you get off?

Waitress: A few minutes after my boyfriend goes down on me.

NOT AT OUR BEST

I'm sorry to say this, but I no longer trust any large organization to use my money wisely.

==3==

I watched a documentary on the men in the Catholic Church who perform exorcisms. One guy said he had done 10,000.

I find it fascinating that only believers suffer from demon possession. Hearing voices? It's not the devil inside you. It is mental illness pure and simple.

So let's have fun with the ignorant bastards.

==4==

I know you all are probably sick of hearing me rant about this so often, but I can't get over it.

This guy says it much better than I could:

"If you openly decide not to vaccinate your kids, you're strongly misinformed. You are not only putting your child at risk but people it will encounter. This should be obvious. It's not 'edgy' or 'woke', you only prove your own lack of understanding of the science behind it. It annoys me to see something so dangerous slip in with other modern trends. It's not the same as raising a child at home or vegan. It's even worse to see people proudly claim they've ignored all other advice because "they've done their own research". Googling 'why I shouldn't vaccinate my kid' and clicking some twat's blog isn't research. And no, vaccination doesn't cause autism. Maybe if people spent a little more time listening to people who are professionally trained in the subject their kids wouldn't be contributing to another measles outbreak."

There are so very many people who have a real thirst to know something that nobody else knows. There are people who SWEAR they have seen these "monsters".

And every time Lizard Man is spotted in South Carolina, it makes the newspapers and TV.

Think of the people who deny climate change due to global warming. They read an article or two and discount the mountains of peer-reviewed data.

UFO sightings have some real mysteries, but not knowing something doesn't prove something else. Hell, I want to believe in UFOs, but my jury is far, far from in.

Hell, in America you can't throw a dead cat without hitting a conspiracy. It is empowering to think you smarter than the experts - think jet fuel can't melt steel. When, of course, it doesn't have to melt it, just bend it.

==5==

I can't believe such sound amplification is healthy for young people's ears.

Anybody know conclusively?

==6==

PEOPLE SO VERY EASILY HATED

==7==

That was not the work of those vandals featured previously.

==8==

Finally convinced my wife of the technique for buying only quality food. She is now forbidden to buy anything without at least three adjectives in the name.