FOLIO OLIO: MONDAY #3462

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

Father of the Year

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Oh, look, the boys are putting the band back together!

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Had to give Switzerland the win and the tie against Brazil. Real disappointment. But then my beautiful Mexicans pulled off the biggest upset of the World Cup so far against the Germans. (I warned you about Germany's weaknesses in a previous post.)

My biggest disappointment, however, was Costa Rico losing to Serbia.

It just seems that the teams who are supposed to win either lose or tie and the teams who are supposed to lose somehow pull off the miracle. I hope this keeps up.

Remember I will bet on any of the teams from the Americas.

PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME AND YOU

Since reaching adulthood, I can count on one time how many times I've thrown up.

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Notice all the urine on the floor.

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A woman ends up in hospital after mistaking builders expanding foam for hair mousse.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

FOOD PRESENTATION

Onion Rings a la Giraffe

White Chocolate Filled With Miso, Served On A Flip-Flop

Seafood Served In A Tacklebox

Cocktail In A Levitating Glass

Chocolate Mud Pie Served As A Potted Plant

Apple Pastry Desert Served On An Image Of A Plate...On An iPad

Steak And Mashed Potatoes In A Martini Glass

And this is what a decorated veteran eats at the VA.

I love how people think the biggest secret in the history of mankind is hidden in Area 51 and everyone on the planet knows about it.

MISHAPS WITH GLASS DOORS

What just happened?

Notice him looking around to see if anyone saw him do that.

Sunflower seeds: For when you want to have a snack while pretending you’re a cockatiel.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN FUNNY

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Guy's good.

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Another movie quote...

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I once ate so many Baby Ruth candy bars in one sitting that I started hallucinating.

ITEMS I WISH TO DISCUSS

Am I wrong to think that there is such a thing as global warming and that man attributes to it?

I'm not much for jumping on any bandwagon, but science foundations, governments, NASA, universities, and more, have spent a lot of money proving it. If you have been swayed against it by anything but peer-reviewed documents, then maybe you should dig deeper.

I'm reminded of the hole in the ozone being caused by some chemical in aerosols and we banned it and the ozone hole healed.
Let's just agree that something bad is coming and anything we can do to mitigate the damage is in humanity's best interest.

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Be a NICU nurse they said...

My sister was a NICU nurse but had to quit because she could not handle the dying babies.

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I've come to terms with death.

That's an easy thing to do when it is right around the corner.

I just live every day as if it were my last. I don't want to lie gasping on the floor wishing I had lived differently.

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I guess that could come in handy....if you are a child. But there are a bunch of full-grown people who spend hours playing with Legos. I have nothing against adult distractions, but there is a thin line between that and "playing."

For example:

When you become an adult you should put childish things away. I put video games squarely in the "playing" category. If your distractions don't teach you something; give you a chance to make money to help your family; or give you exercise, then I think you should move on.

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How he do dat?

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Marvelous.

By 35 you should have returned to your childhood home to discover the ancient evil you and your friends thought you’d defeated when you were all 12 has risen again, say retirement experts.

SCIENCE, NATURE, AND TECHNOLOGY

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Think of inventing new games that can only be played in weightlessness.

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And they ate all natural foods and got lots of exercise and lived to the ripe old age of died at childbirth.

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Bike Paths in Europe

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This wild creature knows it needs to get exercise even in captivity. How depressing.

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The close-up of the Andromeda Galaxy from the Hubble Space Telescope shows how many stars there really are.

Zoomable HD Version: http://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/

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Finally found an image of a wonderful idea I've written about before.

Inside to the right, outside to the left.

There is, of course, a glass panel covering the box.

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Another Mayfly swarm

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This is either a very small girl or two very large girls. But I want to discuss the very large girls.

First of all, I don't care that the photo is probably altered. We all know very large people exist.

My question is: If she has body parts like legs bones, fingers, breasts, etc that are much bigger than "normal girls," does this also apply to her asshole and vagina? I mean, if her asshole is twice a big as those other girls, is her shit twice as big - so big she clogs the toilet and has to shit out in the yard?

Also, does she eat twice as much as the other girls or does she eat twice as often?

Me: Oh, no, I left my wallet in my other pants.

My bartender: You have other pants and you wore those?