FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #3462

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

MEXICO 1 - GERMANY 0

This is the second time Germany went to Russia poorly prepared.

6.1 isn't all that small. Killed several dozen people.

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One man's opinion:

"Wow, what a stunning wedding and such a truly special day. Guess I'll black out and humiliate myself.

- Everyone

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Yeah, they fed it quarters.

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"Sorry" - Get it?

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Hahahahahahahaha!

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How clever.

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One small change, one giant difference.

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All things Ralph

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I've never wanted to know a backstory more in my life.

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Parenting is just putting throw pillows back on the couch every ten minutes until you die.

WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

A very funny man.

"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."

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That is exactly how I once broke my arm and a leg on one fall.

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That fat bitch thinks he's superior.

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Guy did this to himself prior to knee surgery.

A man once woke up from surgery and the doctor said, "I've got some good news and some bad news." The patient said, "Give me the bad news first and the doctor said, "Well, we cut off the wrong leg by mistake and when we realized it we had no choice but to cut off the other one and now you have no legs." The patient gasped, "Good lord, man, what the good news." The doctor said, "Mr. Johnson down in room 213 wants to buy your house shoes."

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I wonder if she had her phone in her pocket.

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He survived with only minor injuries.

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"Tis but a scratch."

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Whoopsie

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Freaking the fuck out like a little girl...

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How do you really feel about being locked up for your whole life?

Not a fart. He's marking his territory.

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Dove released by the Pope is attacked by a raven.

Nice image.

Think of that Nazi image earlier.

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Someone tries to throw a rock through this restaurant's window, the guy catches it mid-air with his beer still in hand.

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This character has been living on the road with no food or water for months.

Her armpits are freshly shaved.

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See anything amiss?

Look at her fingernails. Jeez.

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War sucks.

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War sucks more for non-combatants.

How did that guy know he went through the desert on a horse with no name? Did he try asking the horse? Was he aware that it was probably his job to assign a name if there was not already one in place? A lot of things don't add up here.

THE HUMAN FAMILY

And he was right.

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When life is unfair...

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A functional tattoo

Sometimes I like to order at a restaurant with, “Whatever is easiest for you.” That way it seems like I’m being really nice and I don’t have to make a decision.

LET'S LEARN

This Man Built a Bike That Looks Like A Car.

He did it because of the cold.

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Damaged claw removed.

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The handles make them stackable.

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I thought this looks very unsafe.

Just sliding it in your pocket could make it fire. But it was explained that the trigger guard was modified by a modern day gun slinger for the mob.

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A company makes portable pools out of shipping containers.

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I have never seen this done before.

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Taskin Ibna Ali, 31, played a tune mid-operation so the surgeon could monitor if mobility had been restored in his patient's fingers.

The unorthodox methods were used at a Bangalore hospital earlier this month. Mr. Ali, a Dhaka-based computer engineer, and musician had sought treatment for a neurological disorder 'guitarist dystonia' that had left his fingers on the left hand crippled. On the operation table, he also typed on his mobile to show that he was able to use his hand again.

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"Asteroid 2018 LA" impacting Sat June 2, 2018. Aka "Asteroid ZLAF9B2" was detected just hours beforehand.