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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, July 13, 2018

FRIDAY #3486

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

Here's the official break down for the final.

I was amazed by how they never stop trying! 3 matches go into overtime. They are going to have the most minutes played in a world cup ever!

How the world was cheering during England vs Croatia.
However, I bet there were a few million Serbs cheering for England.
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Counter-truthful: A term I heard on TV about our leader.
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I was informed by a viewer that the coffee cup insulator I posted the other day has some very strange translations. Anybody else notice that?
"Ne pourez pas dans l'area de oolala" (French) is translated to "Do not dine in the area of the oolala". (Bad advice?!)

The apparently German third line is actually Afrikaans, and reads: "They are not drinking coffee, they are crackers."




LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS

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Alabama woman has this removed from one of her ovaries...
Her son now has a 50 lb. baby cyster.
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That is truer than anything I've ever posted.
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Men, when you begin to think that both sexes are equal, remember that women shave their kneecaps...voluntarily.

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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

This done for illegal gambling. Tens of thousands let go and a mere dozens make it back. With no reference points, the vast majority of the birds just circle the ship until they plunge into the sea. Less than 1% survive.
And interestingly, they are only allowed to fly once, and strict breeding records are kept like racehorses.
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German navy missile launch fail
Dangerous business.
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It's pork but okay fine.
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Video games?!? How about a beautiful female survival expert.
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Bitch. All that evil packed in that one little body.
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A PICTURE STORY WITH A MORAL
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Sometimes god sends an ex back into your life to see if you're still stupid.

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INVENTIONS AND CONTRAPTIONS

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Speaking of...
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"I'll take, "Of Course This Is a Thing!" for $1,000, Alex."
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Holy fucking shit, Y'all!
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This Vacuum Excavator Sucks Up the Ground.
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Isn't the universe an amazing place? I wouldn't live anywhere else.

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AMAZING HUMANS

Diving from 172 feet
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That's one well-trained dog. Do you think it retrieves the arrow?
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A guy's collection of every item he pulled from a flat tire over 30+ years as an auto mechanic.
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Are women really that stupid? Well, men buy suits with fake buttons on the sleeve.
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Whatever blows your skirt up.
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Oh, hell no.
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This looks like fun...
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If it works it's not stupid.

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How....cute?
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VERY OLD STILLS
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[ TITTY TWISTER ]
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