One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
NEWSY BITS
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England goal celebrated at Hyde Park
Never trust a beer waster.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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"A crisp sound with just a hint of sloshiness. And can you hear those tannins?"
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*MNBT
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I will admit I'm sort of addicted to Netflix.
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I would have written it "Flatter than my wife's chest," but maybe that's just me.
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What were Chick Fit-As other mascot ideas before settling on an illiterate cow begging for her life?
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LANGUAGE THAT NOT ALL THAT MUCH FUN
Those fuckers just happen to be situated in the most volatile region on the globe.
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(RH - That exact thing happened to me with a load of gravel to my best friend's driveway. His father would palm, the pretend to pull coin after coin out of the gravel and we spent hundreds of hours sifting through it. And we loved it.)
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People are all alike.
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I haven't a clue as to why that is humorous, but it sounded like an unusual thing for a guy to say.
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Yelling at a dog to stop barking just makes the dog think that you are both barking.
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Yeah, that's it in a nutshell.
THINGS THAT IMPRESS ME
Prince Rupert drops are formed when molten glass is instantly quenched in water. The result is a ridiculously hard head, but brittle tail section.
I will never tire of seeing that from time to time.
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I wonder if he's ever done that before.
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Artificial womb for prematurely born calf.
Can they do that for humans...yet?
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What a wonderful way to make a living. I mean it.
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Fast and Furious Amish Style
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[verification needed]
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Satellite view of a river changing course over time.
Now imagine you pay a fortune for a riverside property, built a dock and shit, then you are high and dry.
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Some kind of lime pie...
This is my dessert of choice.
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You know you are a true American if you have a kitchen gun.
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THINGS THAT DO NOT IMPRESS ME
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Can we assume he's not moving very far?
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Drunks are so...entertaining.
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Anything they CAN fake, women WILL fake.
Men can't really fake their most important asset.
Storytime: I knew a woman who married a man, went on the honeymoon, then upon returning home had the marriage annulled because...HIS DICK WAS TOO BIG!!!
Then very soon after she married another local boy and everyone in town KNEW his dick was NOT too big. Think about that a minute.
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Well, in the city they all go up.
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Number 32,496 reason I won't skydive.
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Brothers.
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Read this and tell me if it's lucid.
Does that sound like it was made up by some goat herder in a dirt floor shack in the desert?
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[ HIGH DEFINITION ]
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I think flat bellies are overrated.
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