One Of My Very Own
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SILLINESS ENSUES
Space Camo
They missed an opportunity to put Orions’ belt across the waist.
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When people say they are going to barbecue hamburgers and hot dogs when they are only going to grill them.
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Did Scientology make Tom immortal?
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Stevie Roo Vaughan?
Hahahahahahahaha!
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Long Sniper Shot
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That face.
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Friend 1: So how did he die?
Friend 2: Mistaken identity.
F1: What happened?
F2: He mistook himself for someone who could outrun a freight train.
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
Bob Melvin, who was known as The Man With Two Faces, in his trailer in Fargo, ND, in 1976.
Grotesque as it is for a human being to be gawked at, they were well paid and within reason, freak shows were the only work they could get.
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I've seen people do shit like this a thousand times.
Notice his glasses.
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It's official. This man from Agra, India has just been declared the stupidest man in the entire world.
It makes you wonder how he lost his front tooth, doesn't it?
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An odd man to dress as Santa Claus in the US in 1932.
He looks like he wants to eat the kid.
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A freak show performer in France in 1911. This performer went on for years touring the world advertising she had absorbed the head of her twin and the twin's body protruded out while inside the womb. It took nearly 6 years before it was exposed as a hoax.
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The post title was: "Oddly Disturbing Pictures From History."
The caption read: "A woman crawling off her couch in the US in the 1940s."
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None other than Judy Garland of The Wizard of Oz fame doing blackface for the film Everybody Sing in 1938.
She was 15 years old at the time.
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"What are you looking at?"
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Ever since I found out cats don't meow to other cats, that's just some shit they learned to manipulate humans and meows are supposed to mimic infant human cries I'm noticing a lot of fake shit about my cat.
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WHY, WHY, WHY?
That movie started out with so much potential and then just turned into another shoot 'em up. I was sorely disappointed. Why don't people smell plot disasters like I do?
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This is me when some talkative motherfucker sits next to me at the bar.
Why do people assume that just because I have ears I desire discussion?
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Why would anyone think that was a good idea and not see the irony?
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Why doesn't some smart bastard start a rumor that parts of pest animals work as an aphrodisiac? Think Australian rabbits or any city rat tails?
And instead of shark fin soup why not convince people that the invasive leaping carp is the chic soup of choice for the discernable dinner?
And why don't rhinos evolve with no horn like elephants do with no tusks?
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Why doesn't this latest freedom given women cause them to demand more such consessions?
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Why do women conform without so much as a whimper of protest?
You would think everyone would want to be noticed instead dissolve into sameness.
I hold people like this beautiful young woman in high esteem. She will go far.
And who do you blame for this mindless adaptation of the norm?
Your mother.
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Why doesn't everyone see the advantages of collective bargaining?
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Why do we call ourselves "free" people when we are heavily over criminalized by many laws that don't even make sense?
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I don’t understand why you’re all so down on marriage. You get a 50% chance of unplugging someone’s life support. That’s the real American dream.
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I'M NOT EASILY IMPRESSED, BUT...
Police dog gives CPR
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Handmade Action Figures.
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Of course, it was staged, but she still did it.
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You can tell a dad’s age by counting the number of hours he arrives early at the airport for a flight.
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THINGS I WAS TOLD WERE TRUE
It is thought that many, if not most, of the gladiatorial events in the outlying small Roman cities like Pompeii's arena, were staged, like our modern TV wrestling.
Real gladiators were much too valuable to waste on such meager earnings.
This from a scientist who has studied Pompeii her whole life - "We associate graffiti with poverty, crime and degradation, but in Roman times it was an important form of communication and expression."
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Large Python Trap Using Live Chicken.
That is one remarkably calm chicken.
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Horses graze in a field, seemingly unbothered by a funnel cloud forming.
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It looks to me like the shell is made of the expansion of the ribs and the hardening of the intercostal cartilage.
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1971: Tomorrow's World: Cassette Navigation
I found this fascinating.
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Elon Musk is what happens when the ghost of a 14 y/o who died in 2011 and the ghost of a 19th-century oil baron tries to possess the same body.
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AN EXCHANGE BETWEEN STRANGERS
Here they both confessed to running out of jokes.
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Dog (typing tweet): Hey, how do you spell "anthropomorphize"?
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