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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, July 21, 2018

SATURDAY #3494

One Of My Very Own

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NEWSY BITS

That is amazing.
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THE CREATURES 
WITH WHOM WE SHARE OUR PLANET

Something you don't see every day.
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How A Single Cat Hunted to Extinction The Entire Species of Stephens Island Wren
Cats kill billions of birds and mammals around the world every year and have been responsible for the extinction of dozens of species.
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I bet the only reason it does that is that the humans freak the fuck out.
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Dog fails to catch a drone.
I don't know exactly how much that cost, but why put it in such jeopardy?
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Ram that little net up its ass and I bet it would leave.
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Shadow but no footprints.
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A giant platypus sucking a man's face while Andy Murray is ready to serve a watermelon.
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Just a unicorn getting his salad tossed in public.
*MNBT
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I wonder if Gordon Ramsay ever ate ass and called it bland.

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SO MANY WRONGS ON SO MANY LEVELS

I just like to post that image every once and a while to remind us all of our youth.
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Sounds dumb, but they have to train for years. They just don't get a degree for it.
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*MNBT
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What kind of a learning curve does this woman have?
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Big Sister sends Baby Brother on a wild ride.
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*MNBT
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I've seen that infraction in social mores a thousand times.
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This has happened to every parent...eventually. But it's a lot cuter if they do it before they are grown.
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Former UFC welterweight champion restrains drunk dude who swung at him in a restaurant.
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Notice sign.
He's in a modern day freak show.
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The old traditional way of grinding.
"I'll do the hard work, dear, and you just roll the stone wheel 8 or 10 thousand times."
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When you try to do something you saw on the internet.
A rule for trying a trick you have never practice:
Are you drunk?
No.
Be careful.
Yes.
Don't do it.
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Think Trump and Putin.
Although I think Putin has Trump paying bribes large enough to send him to jail.
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I've told you guys a thousand time.
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"I'm going to put my head out this thin layer of ice...
She hit it nose first. Jeez.
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America is where nobody gives a fuck but everybody’s offended.

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LEARNING NEW THINGS IS GOOD

In central Mali, about 90 km to the east of Mopti, rises a dramatic sandstone cliff with a high plateau above and sandy semi-desert plains below.
Known as the Bandiagara Escarpment, this cliff stretches for about 150 kilometers, and is noted by the UNESCO as “an outstanding landscape of cliffs and sandy plateaux with some beautiful architecture.” The Bandiagara site is considered one of West Africa's most impressive features, due to its geological and archaeological features as well as its ethnological importance.
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Wow.
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Film scenes inspired by famous paintings.
I found this fascinating.
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Want to hear your wife scream?
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Are they insane or what?
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I discovered that if you order a shake at Sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will, in fact, do it.
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Queen of the Shitty Robots is getting better, slowly.
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Pay Attention

Mark each ring year.

Add important historical events.
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I knocked on a bathroom stall door to see if anyone was in there and a voice said, "Come in."

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Somebody waited for their whole career to write that headline.
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(read that again)
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Minus four degrees looks like a guy taking a dump.
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Pay attention to this one.
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Well, damn, nobody got hurt.
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[ NEED FOR SPEED ]
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