FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3493

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

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Nevada, Valley of Fire State Park

Thank you most helpful viewer.
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This particular post spiked recently. Interesting for me at least to see one of my old formats.
http://folioolio.blogspot.com/2014/10/saturday-things-going-to-shit-2141.html

FUNNY AS SHIT PRODUCT RATINGS

A little wordy but I feel they are all worth your time.

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My advice from my daughters: "Don't brag about how good you can cook. Men will eat 3-day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex."

PEOPLE WHO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING

Seems to me he could have had them all cut in the time it took to stack them up.
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Remember years ago when we were all warned about the looming acid rain disaster? What happened to that?

Get it?

"YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY?"

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Nothing says love like a dismembered farm animal.
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They have done the research and the fans have spoken. Fans all over the world say that this whiny bullshit is the worst part of the game. It reminds me of TV wrestling. And Neymar is the worst offender.

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Oh, my.

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STORY TIME

I have an ingrown nail that I couldn't keep from picking at constantly, thus making it worse. So I painted it as a way to remind myself to leave well enough alone.

At my bar, the bartender asked why I painted only one nail and I told him to wait until there was a crowd because I was only going to tell the story once. Later, there was a crowd and this is the story I told while holding up the finger:

"My wife freaks the fuck out when I take this finger out of her ass and the nail is covered in fecal matter, so I painted it brown so the shit didn't show up."

That story was a total fabrication, of course, and my wife is a real sport tolerating my antics. But my wife is an extraordinary person.

She has never met a stranger. She can make a new friend while standing in line at the grocery store. She made permanent Facebook friends of a rock and roll band who stepped outside for a smoke the same time we did. The drummer's name was Wolfgang and I asked if he every thanked his mother for that.
My wife befriends everybody - including professionals like doctors. Her doctors, lawyers, politicians, police chief, etc, call periodically just to chat. More than once a doctor brought her a sample medication to the house. Think about that.
I feel extraordinarily lucky that she chose me to share her life with.

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Why the fuck not?

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Every girl whose idea of flirting was by stealing someone's hat is pregnant now.

STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

Anybody know what this is? I don't.

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If real, I would at least try it.

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These are twin buys born within minutes of each other. Growth rate is staggering.

True.
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Those young parents that bought into this insanity are going to be so embarrassed in later years.
I can see it now as a talk show host says, "And next actual mothers who didn't vaccinate their children back in the 2010s."
Don't be one of those people.

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Bird freaks the fuck out.

Therapy ensues.

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Sometimes I like to drink beer. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time.

TECHNOLOGY

Stunt robots by Disney.

Finally got some gifs to load.

That's fucking awesome.
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Using sound waves, an international team of researchers has developed a gentle, contact-free method for separating circulating tumor cells(CTCs) from blood samples that is fast and efficient enough for clinical use.