One Of My Very Own
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Think maybe he was just kidding?
Please think about this.
SO MUCH TO LEARN,
SO LITTLE INTERNET
A praying mantis trapped in amber. Circa 12 million years old.
How could anyone not be impressed in that?
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It's called craftsmanship and it's a good thing.
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This library informs readers how much money they've saved by borrowing instead of buying their books.
I think that is brilliant.
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Moqui Balls are iron oxide concretions which erode out from the Navajo Sandstone in the desert Southwest Utah
And they cover a large area...
Larger than that...
Here's the Limestone Cliff from whence they erode.
But they aren't as large as I assumed.
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Manatees can't turn their head sideways so they often have to turn their whole body to see something not directly in front of them.
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Owning an electric car in Norway grants you free public parking, free ferry trips and the right to drive in bus lanes.
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Rock lifted by a water fountain.
I, too, would freak the fuck out if I happened upon that.
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Another role for Captain Tom Hanks?
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And this from the greatest nation the world has ever known.
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Something similar happened at Stonehenge when the places where the missing stones stood out like that. (more on this in a couple of weeks.)
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Well, well, well!
Kids, don't try this at home.
RH: Is he wearing a boot on only one foot?
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I've written often about the misery of cubicles and the agony many people live through for a third of their day. But the inhuman working conditions are only part of it. When asked most people don't really hate the work, they hate their bosses.
I do not approve of employees taking weapons to the workplace, but I can understand it. And think of the suicides in Chinese sweatshops. I'm not sure people are meant to do such tedious jobs just to have the money for a place to sleep and food to eat. It depresses me to think of all the miserable people who wake up every morning and bemoan the tasks ahead.
I predicted that if Americans were given universal health care, they would be free to change jobs and not jeopardize their family's wellness. I wonder if that happened in Europe when they decided to give all the citizens the greatest desire - access to health care?
I once read that a country's greatest asset was its people, and the people's greatest asset was their health. Subsidized health care sounds like a no-brainer to me.
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Baby cows are called calves because it’s half a cow. Cow half. Calf. No more questions, please.
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WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE LAUGHTER
RH: Putting the star in the U spot is just stupid. Everybody on the planet knows what the word is.
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Why do we all delight in other people's mishaps, especially if they are painful?
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An ancient winged dickbutt dickdick dick.
I wondered how many men by the name of Dick Holder, and behold the power of Google.
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"You game the system or the system will game you." I learned that truism very early in life. Our teacher explained to us that on standardized tests the last questions are harder and weighted accordingly and they do not even count wrong answers. So when taking one of those tedious tests and getting the 3 minutes remaining announcement, I would skip to the end and frantically mark all the answers C. 25% correct without knowing an answer.
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Oh, my.
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RH: Think about what must have gone down when Myrna snapped in the thread aisle.
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Dear god.
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When your fart is silent and deadly but you don't care because your grandma is the Queen.
And to think these people are highly respected by otherwise intelligent people.
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Ranking best women in the world:
17. all
16. women
15. are the
14. best
13. in the
12. world
11. its
10. impossible
9. to
8. rank them
7. in order
6. of greatness
5. because
4. they
3. are all
2. equal
1. my wife
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WEIRD ODDNESSES
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How to properly get stabbed.
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A plumber?
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Do. Not. Piss. This. Woman. Off.
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All they had to do was find a slight rise in a lawn or golf course in which to back.
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My wife does shit like that all the time.
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What kind of witchery is that?
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Now you know why many actors and actresses steal their costumes.
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I have the strangest feeling I've posted that before.
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[ DEATH ROW ]
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