One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY
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This dog is not cute. This dog is cruelly and purposely deformed. Just stop.
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Driving as your second language.
My question is, how did she manage to get the car there in the first place?
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Never. Resist. Arrest. Period.
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Female McDonald's worker body-slams woman customer who threw a milkshake over her and hit her in the face with a tray in fight over free soda.
Now let's caption that pic:
- WOW, THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE WAS WORKING!!!
- Rule NUMBER 1! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT McFight Club, BITCH!
- Who ordered the ass whooping? We deliver straight to your table.
- She ain’t lovin’ it.
- Percussive maintenance on a faulty customer.
- Fighting out of your weight class is never a good idea.
Surely there's video, right? Haven't we moved past still images?
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True: A young black barber moved into a tiny building in my neighborhood and he would sit out front at slow times. Every time I saw him I would wave and he would return the wave...for about two weeks. Then his return waves just stopped and in response so did mine.
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Ouch!
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I want a game show where people place over and under bets on how old a non-vaccinated child will be when it dies. Extra points for the estimate of other kids it takes with them.
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Believe it or not, this is a rather famous image on the internet.
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My wife said, "I don't even care if it's a scam. Just the thought that a Nigerian prince took the time to write me a personal note has really made my day."
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PEOPLE BEHAVING ADMIRABLY
I'm thinking the guard would pay good money to watch the other one do that naked.
And how does the girl in blue end up with one clean and one soiled foot?
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German efficiency
It would be nice if the cans were sitting atop blocks of ice.
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And my favorite...
I've done a bit of that and learned that the metal is not very hard and filing was rather easy.
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US Navy SEAL his South Korean equivalent knife fighting training.
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I don't think this is his first snake rodeo.
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Indeed.
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I really liked that movie.
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Feel good story of the year
After 20 years, turtles hatched on Versova Beach after a two-year volunteer clean-up operation!
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Fear isn't the issue...
Overcoming that fear is the issue.
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The Internet Is Calling This Girl 'The Most Beautiful Girl In The World'.
You will get no argument from me.
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Update: My wife has decided that my peanut butter intake is too high so she has hidden all the peanut butter. Little does she know I went to the store and bought more peanut butter and while I was hiding it I found the other hidden peanut butter. Double peanut butter. Game on, bitch.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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RH: How very profound.
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Double ouch!
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*MNBT
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There is nothing more wonderful than the laughter of children, except possibly my own laughter when I'm chasing them off my fucking lawn.
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SHITE YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY
Dolphin using the wake of the bow.
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"You told me Spot ran away!"
- Kid probably
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Stoically noble.
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Pay attention...
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I poured chocolate syrup on my daughter’s ice cream and she complained that it was too much chocolate. Then my wife got mad at ME for ordering a DNA test.
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19th Century German Gynecology Textbook Illustrations
Contrary to popular belief, Gynecologists in 19th Century Germany weren’t human. Here the doctor demonstrates a smile and thumbs up, critical to reassuring the patient that there is indeed no cause for alarm.
Two doctors assist in stretching the patient's legs. Flexibility is important to patient healthy, and two doctors are indeed better than one. There is no cause for alarm.
It is important to include every possible detail of the chair the doctor uses and literally no other detail, as the chair the doctor uses is, in fact, the most important part of any exam. There is no cause for alarm.
Occasionally, the doctor is assisted by the SHRIEKING UNDEAD WRAITH OF THE BLACK VOID not only in the exam but also later, with the paperwork. There is no cause for alarm.
If you are a human female it is important to maintain the health of the human female reproductive system. Remember what the doctor always says, in a low monotone voice repeatedly as though it were a recording. There is no cause for alarm.
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When vegans have sex, they ask to be artichoked.
(I will not be reading any comments on this observation.)
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Store Sells T-Shirts With Incorrect Quotes
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You can tell a lot about a person if their bank account balance is lower than their daily calorie intake.
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DEVIL DOORS
YES, DOORS
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Karma
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Out the back door...
"What the fuck you lookin' at?"
- Mother cougar probably
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Us Southerners are a polite lot.
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So much stupidity, so little time.
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[ HASHTAG ]
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