One Of My Very Own
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The drink was complimentary. Go fucking figure.
PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY
Oh, my.
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After the world cup, France celebrated very hard.
It’s like the French version of cow tipping, I guess.
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Yes, no matter how serious the scene, sometimes you just need a little comic relief.
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Good god, I think it took his flipper!
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"Fucking condom" is an interesting phrase.
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Stupid bastard part one...
Ladies, it is very attractive when you start thinking for yourselves. "I'm expected to act like everyone else" only works when you are twelve.
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I would break the glass immediately and not have to pay for it. That is an attractive nuisance that is designed to draw children near and there should be no way that is even possible.
And the people who say the mother should have been watching him have never had a child that age.
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Part One:
"When telling the temperature it's important to note C for Correct and F for Fake."
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MAYBE IT'S JUST ME
The real reason I haven't switched to Ebooks is that I'm still holding out hope for my future secret bookcase tunnel to my weapons cache.
Speaking of...
I was raised with firearms and can't imagine living without them.
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This is a TV commercial and I thought I was the only one to notice that the older guy's glasses are broken in half. When I mentioned it at the bar everyone knew that glasses come that way and can be reattached with magnets.
My question was why and nobody knew. I mean, you have one arm holding a large bag of groceries, but you need to read something. Those glasses would take two hands, which is just stupid. Also, broken in two allows them to fall off your neck.
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How about when you couldn't enroll your kid in public school without a shot record? That is was a rare bit of sanity in a world quickly forgetting the meaning of the word.
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I was once invited to go on a lengthy canoe trip and joked that we would need a whole nother canoe for the amount of beer I would require.
Well, this would solve that problem nicely.
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This took me way longer to figure out than it should have.
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Don't go to heaven by yourself.
Do whatever it takes to find a human who loves you as much as you love her. It's important.
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I really like having unusual hobbies.
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This joke is at least 50 years old.
I am gifted that I can remember jokes very well.
Remember this classic?
Well, I can remember it.
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(That was for Abby.)
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I love the absurd and that is a perfect example.
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Am very interested in the amount of support he has among average citizens.
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All your problems are because of THEM - immigrants, Jews, unions, the media, commies, gay people. The targets change but the tactic remains the same. No political party has it all figured out, and you know it. Just pick up each problem and study it and quit taking the party line on everything.
One of my greatest compliments was meant to be criticism. A man commented on my blog that I act like a conservative, then do things like back Obama Care, making me a hypocrite.
I don't buy the arguments that universal healthcare will cause any of the ills it is forecasted to cause. Poor people still get free health care by just going to the emergency room for minor ailments. Businesses already pay for the insurance of their employees. But the most compelling reason for me is that the rest of the civilized world can't ALL BE WRONG.
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Part Two:
"Or C for Can't land on the moon and F for Fucking landed on the moon."
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WE ALL DANCE IN OUR OWN WAY
Some old, mostly new
I really liked putting this all together. Took a long time though, so goddamnit, enjoy it.
When you’re done pooping but then you realize you’re not done pooping shuffle...
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