One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
There were far cops than Nazis in Washington.<>
I had the privilege to see this the other night. And remember two things: It is the bottom of the ninth and I'm a Cubs fan.
FACTS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY
RH: I can just see Grandma sitting in her rocker tonguing flies off the ceiling. Sorry.
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Or...
I found this infinitely interesting. At least watch the first one, which we all deemed superior.
And if you are doubting that Mars is the best first settlement, watch this. I believe it best to go to the moon a few years before we go to Mars to give us time to perfect all the millions of details we need to get right.
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Evolving Floor Plans is an experimental research project exploring speculative, optimized floor plan layouts. The rooms and expected flow of people are given to a genetic algorithm which attempts to optimize the layout to minimize walking time, the use of hallways, etc. The creative goal is to approach floor plan design solely from the perspective of optimization and without regard for convention, constructability, etc. The research goal is to see how a combination of explicit, implicit and emergent methods allow floor plans of high complexity to evolve. The floorplan is 'grown' from its genetic encoding using indirect methods such as graph contraction and emergent ones such as growing hallways using an ant-colony inspired algorithm.
Optimized for minimizing traffic flow between classes and material usage.
Also optimized for minimizing fire escape paths.
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An attachment to phones that lets it hover.
That's pretty fucking cool.
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Opening a pho restaurant that never closes. Calling that bitch "Twenty Pho Seven."
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JESUS
Imagine what future humans are going to do with the whole eating the body of their godchild myth. Jeez.
You know what I would love to hear? A formal debate between the most learned scholars from every major religion on why their religion is the true religion. I'm not talking about yelling out slogans and shit, but rather using the real rules of a formal debate.
Imagine this bit of questioning: So your all powerful lord ordered his followers to eat cracker-like things and pretend it is his body or does it actually becomes his body?
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“The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.” ― James Madison
But wait, there's more...
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And we all know what would happen if Christianity had control of America. The same thing that happens to any country where religion has power.
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Christians don't even seem to tolerate other religions much less no religion.
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Imagine the number of rights we would have stripped if the zealots get power.
It's frightening.
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Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
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WORD ON THE STREET
Profoundness on the street.
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Who the hell would not want to irritate a wolf?
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How very, very interesting.
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Oh, they have more advice for us...
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Don't try this shit with me.
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There are thousands of these on line.
And then there's this..
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By age 35 you should hate at least 4 neighborhood kids.
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COOL STUFF I JUST STUMBLED UPON
Life will find a way...
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I have the strangest feeling that I have already posted this. If so...here it is again.
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What a wonderful design.
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This is a giant chimney thing that a huge crane has lifted onto its mounting bolts, and, of course, that reminded me of a story.
In another place, in another time a crane was needed to lift a very large, very heavy furnace down a shaft into the basement of a skyscraper. The shaft was much too narrow for workers to wait on the floor and guide the furnace onto the bolts so they covered the floor with huge blocks of ice. The furnace was lowered onto the ice and then the shaft was safe enough for workers to get in and pry the furnace onto the stud bolts.
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One of mankinds greatest inventions.
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I bet this scares the shit out of children.
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The Incredible Dinosaur Wall of Bolivia
Those are dinosaur tracks.
My wife would play hell getting me away from that place.
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ANGEL: Customer service, how can I help you?
SNAKE: *glaring at millipede* Can I speak to your supervisor?
SNAKE: *glaring at millipede* Can I speak to your supervisor?
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In bed with Julius Caesar
Hahahahahahahaha!
THINGS GOING TO SHIT
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IT'S TENTNADO!
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Land diving demonstrates the bravery of the warrior.
I wonder how many warriors are lost to injury or death. I mean, couldn't they just promise to be brave?
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You have to wonder what other weird-ass shit that bastard does on a regular basis.
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What are the chances?
I would have found a way to ship that home.
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Newsman gives a one-armed man a cup with a saucer.
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Don't give up to soon, this is a good one.
[ DICK CHENEY ]
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