FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #3519

One Of My Very Own

I now think he should have said, "The third time this week."

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I thought this problem was long ago solved and the Nazis lost.
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ABOUT WOMEN

Ballerina feet after four years out of pointe shoes.

Many professions leave bodies damaged. Have you ever seen a professional soccer players feet and legs? Not all that whine time is fake.

Now she's just showing off.
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Have you ever seen the brutality that gymnastic coaches use with their young charges? Your body does not want to do those things. They have to be forced, through pain, to get to that level.

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It doesn't take much imagination to deduce what the plans are here...

But why would that upset anyone?

I do understand parents who are desperate for grandchildren being disappointed with the realization that it will never happen, otherwise, I just don't get it. The rest of us don't even have a dog in the fight, as it were.

My advice to the world, in general, is to mind your own fucking business.

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Speaking of...

I guess that for the women who get tired of the old positions of clit to clit contact.

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They are called rednecks and yes, they live in the city also.

And it occurred to none of them to kick the other bitch in the face.

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I saw a bit of nipple! I saw a bit of nipple!

(Men are such cads.)

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We can't all be "normal" and that's a good thing.

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Zero gag-reflex.

How the fuck do you learn to do such a thing?!

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NOVA: Dawn of Humanity

A documentary about an extraordinary fossil find in South Africa, but that's not why I want to share it with you.

On instructions from a skilled paleontologist, two equally skilled spelunkers were sent down into a cave with tiny access routes. They found complete fossils skeletons literally littering the floor. The man in charge sent out a call for trained scientists in the proper fields who were "of small build and not claustrophobic." He expected a half dozen replies, instead, he received hundreds...almost all were women. They crawled down through gaps as small as 17" and curving and shit.

But they found the evidence of the missing link between late ape and early man. Quite exciting.

And curiously all the women chose to work barefoot.

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In my humble opinion, a woman is at her most beautiful when she is smiling.

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Probably the best thing ever found at Goodwill.

If there ever was such a thing as a pure bitch, she is the embodiment of that person.

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I actually kind of agree. Oh, you may be brilliant and you like to think, discuss and write about the meaning of life, but nobody really knows. We are all just winging it. But I'm okay with that.

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*MNBT

Women tend to be much more religious than men. I, of course, count that as a weakness.

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Let's take another look at this before moving on.

Because I'm a cad.

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ABOUT MEN

If a guy did that at a stag party, he wouldn't even draw a raised eyebrow. Men like weird stuff.

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What do women think about when they masturbate. I've always wondered about that.

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Every man dreams of someday being the hero.

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We all know that because of his superior strength many more men do dangerous tasks than women.

Also, the tedious jobs that require mindless repetition. That's because every man, even that one, is mentally composing his perfect porn video.

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That man is a complete asshole. I hope for the rest of his life no woman touches his peepee.

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His talk with his kitchen staff afterward...

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Sure, women have their travails, but they don't have to live with the haunting thoughts of having your balls eaten by a fucking jackal.

WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!
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GENDER NEUTRAL ITEM

For my One Of My Very Own images, I often reverse the image to comply with the demands of the text. It is actually challenging...yet oddly fun.

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A Lagrange point is a location in space where the combined gravitational forces of two large bodies, such as Earth and the sun, equal the centrifugal force felt by a much smaller third body. The interaction of the forces creates a point of equilibrium where a spacecraft may be "parked" to make observations.

Here illustrated by L1:

My daughter is designing a huge satellite to "park" there to study the earth. Have I told you lately how proud I am of her?

While discussing that with her she told me about the Lagrange point between the sun and Jupiter where wondering astroids get "parked." And I found an image of what it looks like.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Holy fucking shit.

Some kind of synthetic bio robot?

The arm attachment thing freaked me out.

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I know you guys may not understand, but lack of craftsmanship like this sign alignment drives me up the wall.

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The 'Scutoid' Is Geometry's Newest Shape, and It Could Be All Over Your Body

Scientists have just defined a new shape called the scutoid (SCOO-toid) while studying epithelial cells, the building blocks of embryos that eventually end up forming our skin and lining our organs and blood vessels. They think the scutoid shape is extremely efficient at keeping cells tightly-packed and organized in the literal twists and turns of development.

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What kind of sadistic bastard would design such a thing?

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The origin of the peace sign.

[verification needed]

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*MNBT

( But told to me as true. )

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Let me explain. I do not want weapons to fight the government. I want weapons when the electric grid is taken down and other Americans want to take my shit.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE