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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

TUESDAY #3558

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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I have serious reservations about a woman coming out of the woodwork mere days before a confirmation vote on a Supreme Court nominee. Oh, I understand the terror of many people that he could be the vote to overturn Roe vs Wade, but I find dropping this on him at this late hour problematic.
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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS

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Many people have forgotten how far people like me have evolved.
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[verification needed]
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Speaking of...
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MUGGER: Hand over your wallet.

MY WIFE: No, no, no. You’re holding the knife all wrong. Ugh, just give me that... and, pull up your damn pants.

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PLACES NOT LIKE AROUND HERE

Urban jungle in China
I wonder what that huge void in the middle is filled with.
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Like the above, I really appreciate living space that includes outdoor space with greenery.
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The Battle of Visby 1361
The weather was so hot that they buried the dead in mass graves, still clad in their armor.
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Always wondered if this works.
[verification needed]
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Roman gold coins discovered under Italian theatre.
Amazing.
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African Vine Tree
What a magnificent living thing.
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Fool me once: Nice I wasn't paying attention, good game. Fool me twice: you know I smoke a lot of pot. This can't be very challenging for you.

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PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON

14-year-old figure skater includes men’s elements in routine and sets a new world record.
The 2018 World Junior Champion Alexandra Trusova flawlessly nailed a quadruple Lutz becoming the first female skater to perform this extremely difficult jumping element.
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"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping." 
-- Mr. Rogers' Mother
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"Come on Karen! Let's not spend the day on this." - Horse Probably
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'Every kid who plays rugby dreams of being an All Black': The emotional moment when a New Zealand family performs the haka after their loved one made his debut for his country.
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Parent’s worry about their child having too much screen time is outweighed by the fact that 3 hours of silence is 3 hours of silence.

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THINGS GOING SOUTH

Third time's a charm? Spain has another 'disaster' art restoration job.
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He must be the new guy.
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The terrifying moment a very drunk man carrying an assault rifle and wearing a bulletproof vest buzzes his neighbor's door looking for his daughter who fled home 'after he threatened to kill her'.
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Mosquito finding a vein.

But take a look at this, then go back and see if you see it.
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The Missing Picture is a movie about the Lon Nol insanity in Cambodia in the 1970s. A very unique film.
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 Librarian: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about-
Librarian: Being psychic?
Me: No...

Librarian: One day that will work.

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I don't think they meant for Gary to speak in both the first two cels.

JOBS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT

I'm always fascinated by relatively primitive technology that still works.
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Speaking of...

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In that environment in flip-flops.
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Can you even imagine how hot it is in there?
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Not yet available in stores.
That seems to be very dangerous for children who just happen to walk by.
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Somebody has to design every item like this you have ever seen.
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I think being a chef is a most honorable profession.
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Remember this guy's commute?

I want to be the one who stands on the end of the gangplank
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1400 Horsepower
There's an old saying about doing what you love and never working a day in your life. I think the guy that built that, did just that.
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Don't give up on this too quickly...
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GEORGE WASHINGTON


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Couldn't find anything to prove the church serving pizza as communion. I think it's fake

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