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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

WEDNESDAY #3559

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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From a viewer:
Cheers,
Borys

P.S. I'm from Ukraine, just in case. I think you called me "Russian reader" in one of your posts, but I'm from the other side of the barricades.

I sincerely apologized.




PRETTY DAMN GOOD IDEAS

That's extraordinary.
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That's some big ass pipe in the background to the far left. Probably drainage.
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For schools?
My problem is that if he knocks out the window, then a straightened out coat hanger would remove the device.
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M60 main battle tank gets a bullseye on a moving target at Aberdeen Proving Ground.
In modern tanks, computer game competence is a must...seriously.
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Did you notice that the first one has her legs are the beast's legs?
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 A rap battle but it’s just Keanu Reeves saying “Whoa” versus Owen Wilson saying “Wow.”

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

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A thief stole from the wrong woman.
Two armed guys on a motorcycle were stealing a cell phone from 3 girls who passed on the street on foot. ... one of them does MMA.
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Remember this?
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In America, there would be lawsuits over such...


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Here Paul shows off the hand what did it.

John, not so much.
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You can kill yourself with a faulty landing.
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Whenever one of my blog posts doesn't do well initially I think "weird, every single person on the internet must be busy right now"

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IT'S CALL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

They call it the Hidden-ball trick.
I call it a lack of situational awareness.
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How desperate do you have to be?
The driver must have watched searches like that and found the flaw.
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People in the background just standing and gawking. Poor situational awareness.
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The faster you go, the greater situational awareness is required. This guy just flunked the test.
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That defeats the whole point of Uber.
They simply don't understand their client base.
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One of the greatest example of situational awareness we have ever witnessed.
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 God: Done.
Angel: You can't be finished.
God: I am.
Angel: But that's a hairless cat.
God: Aaand send.

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TOPICS WORTHY OF YOUR CONSIDERATION

Really? I never knew I wanted that.

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Read that last paragraph again.
[verification needed]
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Yeah, but the vast majority of Romans were miserable also. 
At what point do we consider the happiness of the governed over the richness and military power of the government?
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Yes, I believe in following science, but even the brightest minds get it wrong sometimes, especially when there is a buck to be made.

I think these are examples of now-debunked ultraviolet light therapy.

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Me: You're a cat person aren't you?
Her: [Completely ignores me]
Me: Knew it!

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SMILE EVENTS


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And that pod was the asteroid that fucked over the dinosaurs.
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FRENCH KISS

1 comment:

Fardygardy said...

Skin color is determined by Melanin. Melatonin is a chemical which regulates sleep and circadian rhythm. not related. I assume that was satire? or ignorance?

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