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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, October 13, 2018

SATURDAY #3576

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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ART AND art

Freelance Illustrator Stefan Koidl



And my favorite...
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All tied up with nowhere to go, Anna Reivilä.
I find those wonderful. I feel sorry for people who say, "All she did was wrap ropes around some rocks." Those kinds of people are missing out on a huge chunk of life.
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One thing I know for sure, no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of "cage" is.

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CLEVERNESS

You know, the more emersed we become on the internet the more this loses its allure.
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Like everyone else, I hang dishtowels on the oven door handle. The problem with that is that after you wash your hands, you have to reach for the towel thus dripping watch on the floor.
Now there is a cheap and easy solution.
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The man with the plan.
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If I'm not mistaken, that's a pine tree and it would literally take years for it to be resin free.
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I guess that at some point in their lives every person thinks they invented masturbation.

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HUMOR OR NOT...YOU DECIDE

Appalachian Trail before /after
Oh no, he wore his legs down to nubs!
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Too insensitive?
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I once wrote a novel about a woman who after knocking him out, laid her stepson behind the back tire of a UPS truck. 
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I just remembered this looks like the guy running the game booth at the fair who can do the trick over and over again...AND look bored while he does it.
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Guess you can take it with you.
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It's not just the hair, but the posture.
Her name is Karen.
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Ha!
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It isn't an A+ nap unless you wake up confused about where you are and what time of day/month/year it is.

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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY

My neighbor has chickens and one of them lays blue eggs.
I didn't even know that was possible.
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I Japan they identify such drivers.

Asians
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The Gharial
The quirky, cool cousin of the Alligator who feeds on fish and doesn't eat people.
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It's called Cliff Camping...
And it's for people who hate their mothers.
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I posted this...

Now I've learned they start out square.

And those claws keep rotating it until pounding thing makes it round. 
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That feeling when your dad is beating you for eating his pain pills but you can't feel the belt.

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Stanislav Petrov was a Lieutenant Colonel of the Soviet Air Defence Forces who became known as "the man who single-handedly saved the world.


PONDERABLES

Student Loans Forgiven!!
Says an ex-student: "After 5 years of teaching a high need subject (secondary level science) in low-income schools, my loans are finally gone!  It feels great not to have this hanging over my family any longer!  I'm so happy I'm shaking."
I spent four years in the military to pay for my college. The option above is but one to help you out.
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This is exactly how I feel about the vast number of Americans who simply declare that they don't want free healthcare.
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Among young people on the internet there really is a lot of talk about the meaninglessness of life.

Meanwhile, I'm like...
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I've shared this one with you prior...
17 minutes but worth it if you are into such things.
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New movie coming out.
I'm all for showing how the vast majority of soldiers are not heroes.  They are scared and brutalized.
And this, of course...
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I live a stone's throw away from where that guy died of a mysterious head injury.

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NAUGHTY BITS

That hard to read but it has to do with call history.
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Oh, you nasty bastards.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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We've all tried this, haven't we guys?
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