SUNDAY #3591

One Of My Very Own

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https://boingboing.net/2018/10/22/trumps-midterms-strategy-ma.html
I can remember when rednecks used to be insulted when lied to. Oh, well.

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Thank you for browsing today's Folio Olio.

I've been sick, and have made a rather interesting observation. When I don't feel good, nothing is funny. It has taken three days to put this post together and it's still not up to par.
Don't expect better for a few days...sorry.

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THE FUNNY PART

The internet thinks that is about Latino mothers practicing their parenting skills. It is not. 
Think George Bush.

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Nice.

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It's probably bullshit but hey it's funny.

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The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it just saw a state trooper.

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SCIENCE

A special case of Ptolemy’s theorem tells us that, given 3 segments inside a circle, the length of the longest one is always the sum of the length of the two smaller ones.

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This is a direct quote from the article:

"Researchers claim to have discovered proof for past universes may exist."

Can these words be used in the same sentence: Claim, Proof, May.

Doesn't exactly instill confidence.

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Plants in temperate climates tend to have leaves with serrated margins, i.e. they have jagged edges; plants in warmer and more humid climates tend to have what is known in the botanical jargon as entire margins, that is, smooth and unserrated.

http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/

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Utah's Great Salt Lake split in two by a railroad -- one side is bright pink, the other is blue. The phenomenon is caused by different salt levels.

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I could have used this when I was reclaiming all that pallet wood.

I wonder how it is powered.

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A comment from England"

"I notice you get a general anesthetic for the tube up the arse -ectomy. Here in England, you get nothing, not even Valium. That’s the result of your superior system. Comfort and convenience of the patient come LAST in England, as it does in all State systems. You don’t know when you’re well off.  Mike."

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I spend way too much time appraising kitchen utensils as to the quality of shank they would make in case of a home invasion.

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THINGS GOING TO SHIT

Argus Cycle Tour 2017 - Cape Town, SA, it was canceled but I would have liked to see them ride with the wind.

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It's not nearly as funny when it happens to a woman.

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That is amazing. Just walk away young me. Just walk away.

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Stupid bastard.

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Water Jousting

How bored do you have to be?

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"State Route 175 between Hopland and Lakeport is limited to vehicles under 39 feet. Signs are posted but the driver failed to heed them. He survived without injury."

Stupid bastard.

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This is my exact reaction when I lose a football pool winning football game.

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I can tell you from experience that the "fake it till you make it" adage is true for most things in life, but certainly not flying a helicopter. I know that now.

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RANDOM ANIMALS WORTH SHARING

"What's for dinner?"

"How does a little squab sound?"

"Coo. Coo."

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Growing animals on farms is nothing new.

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But now we grow almost every edible animal on farms.

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Hero or fool?

All I know is that he has a brass set.

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After seeing my 800th pregnant woman's ultrasound pictures, I’m convinced that they just give each of them the same one.

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THOSE IMPAIRED

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Performance enhancing drugs?

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The look on this pilot's face as his passenger decides to jump and throw her arms into the air for a pic while under the spinning chopper blades.

I blame demon rum for such foolishness.

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Yeah, that oughta work.

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I may have been responsible!

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Young drunk men in bars around closing time...

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White People

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