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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

WEDNESDAY #3566

One Of My Very Own
Blog writer becomes an angel.
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Renown Reader Reon explained that this was a scam.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbg10U3aTrM




THINGS THAT IMPRESS ME

Notice how the explosions become less and less powerful.
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I wonder how long it took him to figure out that this would work.
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Practicing kidney surgery
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A marble quarry in Italy from the inside.
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Hammerhead Shark X-Ray 
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https://www.ecosia.org linked to Google search engine (so you get the same results) - but you know how Google is worth like gazillions of dollars and that goes into someones back pocket - the money generated from https://www.ecosia.org simply goes into planting trees.
Roughly speaking every 45 searches you undertake = one tree. 
RH: Does that look like a scam to anybody but me?
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The Golden-tailed Gecko's (Strophurus taenicauda) Threat display in slow motion. When under attack this Gecko has an incredible way of deterring predators. They open their mouths to show a black blue lining as a warning to stay back, just as the black mamba does. As you can see the beautiful golden tail is lifted like a scorpion and is able to squirt out a foul smelling and sticky liquid if the predator comes any closer making this one of the coolest geckos on the planet!
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What a wonderful - and fun - training method.
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It's called a Clam Slam and it's the mat's favorite event.
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 Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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THINGS THAT DO NOT IMPRESS ME

Indeed.
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Yeah, I fell for it, too.
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If you don't recognize that couch, I am proud of you.
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Speaking of furniture...
It drives me up the wall that the glass doesn't come to the end of the table.
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Fool.
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*MNBT
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Classic case of not my job.
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This is all too common, yet we don't really give a shit.
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 Gf: You're speeding!
Me: No I'm not.
Gf: What's the speed limit?
Me: The speed limit is the liquor store is about to close.
Gf: Drive.

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PUZZLEMENTS

The things we are going to find on other planets or moons are going to be awesome.
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Vintage Razor Blade Sharpener
But if the blade doesn't move, how does it get sharper?
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This was on a shipping crate.
Brilliant.
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Nothing worse than an American 'alcoholic' who enters rehab because they drink in a month what a normal British person would on a two-hour train journey.

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LANGUAGE

RH: A perfect example of someone who "knows" she is always right and the other side is always wrong.
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Growing a beard is not an act or an event. It's a nonevent...a not acting. If you don't take the time to shave and do nothing, then it will happen.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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 Phil Collins used to be a sex symbol, in case you were wondering how good cocaine was in the 80s.

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THE POWER OF NATURE

I find nature events fascinating.
I would sit and stare at that for hours.
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But it is the extreme events, of course, that demand my full attention.
I show you what a hurricane can do to a rectangular skyscraper to remind you of the twisted buildings that solved that problem.
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The winds are moving these buildings.
I knew that occurred in really tall buildings, but that building is brick!
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I'm assuming there was a vent right there, but the storm overpowered it.
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Where my family takes beach vacations it doesn't take a storm for this to happen. The five-mile-long island sticks out from the shore and nothing will stop the outward end from being eroded at an alarming rate.
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Firefighters get their hose sucked into a 200 ft. tall fire tornado.
That's the goddamnest thing I have ever seen.
His wife asks, "How was your day today, honey?"
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Me: I work from home.
You: OMG that's amazing. I want to do that someday! You're so lucky! 
Me: I also live at work.

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VEHICLES

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I know you have seen these next two before...
But I was having trouble making quota.
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1939 Plymouth truck with radial engine.
It's even got an airplane dashboard.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a sharpening stone spinning in the housing, the blade sets on it, then turns to hit the opposite side

Anonymous said...

I watched the bicycle thing over and over. How and why did that happen???
Towanda

Ralph Henry said...

God hates him and his handlebars.

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