FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3617

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO COPE

How delightful.

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I bet there is no way to get all the cum and other body secretions out of that thing.

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Life Hack: Tow a small nuclear weapon behind your car and you'll never be tailgated again.

Who the hell puts a trailer hitch on a Corvette?

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When I was in the other room and I hear our oldest daughter start talking-back to my wife...

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A friend of mine told me that the last two years of his service in the army he was an honor guard at the grave for the unknown soldier. After some questioning I learned that he had been shot up pretty bad in Vietnam and was unfit for further combat and he got the guard gig because he was 6' even and weighed 180 pounds.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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People are awesome.

I just can't help but think of the hundreds of times he did that without success.

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Volvos > telephone poles

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Whaaaaaat?

I thought she was the world's laziest jogger.

What do you suppose they call that?

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I would like one of those except for the maintenance and cleaning.

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Wiping your nose on the person's shoulder during a hug discourages future hugs.

ANIMAL ODDITIES

The Tardis Bird is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

He learned that watching my wife eat.

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The bird that stuck to the lead cyclist is huge!

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Wolverine attacking a Caribou in a Blizzard

Don't ever fuck with a wolverine.

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I learned today (and so will you if you pay attention later on) that I can own one of those in South Carolina without even a permit.

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Be like these guys...

What a wonderful role model for his son.

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Majestic couple squabbles over nest building.

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If this ever happens to you, please go buy a cheap bag of tile grout and fill in the depressions with a darker color. I like stuff like that.

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Date: I really like your shirt.

Me: Thanks [remembers girls like bad boys] I stole it [remembers girls also like nice guys] from an old man I was helping walk across the street.

SCIENCE AND STUFF

https://source.colostate.edu/recyclable-bioplastics-cooled-down-cooked-up-in-csu-chem-lab/

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Neato

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Dutch Prisons Are Being Converted Into Hotels And Apartments Because of Lack of Prisoners

That's what happens when you legalize drugs.

The reason I put that in the science section is that they studied the cause of crime and solved that problem first.

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I am fascinated by placebos.

Imagine, even if you tell a patient the pills are placebos they will still relieve symptoms.

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The engineering involved in that must be staggering.

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How odd.

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Non-Newtonian fluid

I've never seen it handled like that.

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Amazing what has happened after first taking flight about a hundred years ago.

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I would like to know if all sides fit that smooth.

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I'm going to squeeze this into the science section only because I have nowhere else to put it.

The James Ossuary is believed by some to be one of the most precious Biblical artifacts of all time, as the limestone box which is said to have held the bones of the purported brother of Jesus and if proven correct, would be the first physical link to Jesus. The first century AD burial box contains an Aramaic inscription that reads "James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus." The box was carved from a single piece of limestone, which was typical of burial boxes used by Jews of first-century Palestine.

Does anybody think there was no one else named those same names?

This is the parts that interests me: "is said to have held the bones of the purported brother" and "would be the first physical link to Jesus." A man who raised dead people and stopped the sun and nobody wrote a word about it. Hmmm.

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