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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, November 5, 2018

MONDAY #3599

One Of My Very Own
Let's try that again...
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Cruise control
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ARE YOU STUPID?
Let's find out.

Do you attend sporting events and pay no attention to action on the pitch?
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Have you ever given a preacher money?
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Do you care nothing about planning ahead?
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Do you lack even the most fundamental knowledge of physics?
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Do you think a degree in divinity makes you smarter than most people?
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Do you overtrust your fellow man?
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Have you ever done anything so stupid that it made Youtube?
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Does this seem to make sense to you?
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Are you one of those people who never read the warning labels?
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Do you refuse to believe our climate is in trouble just because?
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Do you think that anything you don't agree with is racist or sexist or one of the other "ist"?
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How did you do?


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Anytime I meet someone who went to Harvard I like to say, "Harvard? I that like one of your local community colleges?" and then sit back and watch their reaction.

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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

Extreme arm wrestling exists.
Jesus Fucking Christ.

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A Submarine approaching 95-meter super-yacht Kismet in Taranto, Italy.
I didn't even know Italy had submarines.
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I love those things.
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Said to be photographed by NASA off Antarctica's Larsen C ice shelf.
I didn't believe that, so I looked it up and found it true.
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Electron microscope captures new atomic layers forming and spreading across the surface of a growing nano crystal.
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Inside the Burnley Tunnel (Melbourne)
I call that a very good idea.
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I had to paint a mile or so of curb yellow when I was in the military.
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Who could have known?
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Genius
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Want one.
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What do frozen beer, burned pizza, and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? Proof your pull-out skills need work.

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DEALING WITH ADVERSITY

Are you one of those people who would use this door as if it were a law?
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Don't be like that guy.
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Who says men can't multitask?
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Sometimes playing dead does work.
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Would someone like to explain this to me?
Spectators coping coolly.
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Watch the men's reaction to this crisis...
They didn't even change their posture.
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By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don't like, and actively frown at it if you accidentally grab it.

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER

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This is what happens when you reply to spam email - James Veitch.
I found this rather funny.

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A real lazy man like me knows that holding a sign is NOT doing nothing.
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By the way, Neymar if facing prison time for tax evasion.
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Step 1: to making professional soccer popular in the US: more scoring. Step 2: make guys like Neymar extinct. No red cards without blood.
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Let's experience this one more time.
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