One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Yesterday I had a huge spike in my number of blog views.
And they all happened at the same time.
I think someone who is respected dropped Folio Olio's name in the Facebook or some such shit.
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The Jim Acosta footage no one is showing us.
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Telemachus is literally translated as “far from battle” or “fight from a distance”.
Reminds me of real life Final Destination.
Someone asks if I've heard about the recent shooting...
So then, ignore the common denominator, do nothing, and meet back here in a week to talk about the next mass shooting?
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I received another Buy Ralph A Beer contribution that I want to share with you - not to make all you cheap motherfuckers feel bad, but rather to introduce you to my new best friend Rob F from Oregon.
For all you ultra-competitive sorts out there, the ball is now in your court.
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One viewer guessed BUCKET LIST - but they never use a word in the answer that is in the picture clue.
The correct answer: PALES IN COMPARISON
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YES, YOUR HOST HAS OPINIONS
Interesting game, but I really do find the fact that modern minds actually believe in talking snakes very depressing.
Let's just take one tiny fact: There were numerous civilizations all over the world during the time the great flood was supposed to have occurred, yet they never mentioned it in any of their vast records. To a thinking person that is a slam dunk, but not to the true believers who are forbidden to ask questions.
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I know I'm not the smartest person in the world, but nor am I the stupidest. I do have a nose for pure bullshit - I call it a crap detector - and it is always on.
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This was being lauded online for its creativity.
That the artist not only stole someone else's design, but that design was a children's cartoon was not addressed. Plagiarism is the worst sin of the artist.
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My relaxation method of choice is watching movies.
But I have watched almost everything worth watching on Netflix and have begun to venture out of my comfort zone. As I have mentioned before, Bollywood movies ALWAYS have dance scenes, whether the genre is horror, historical, war or whatever.
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I'm very concerned about the 'us and them' attitude of politically astute people.
I remind all who care to listen that Trump supporters teach your children, police your neighborhood, and restore your health in the hospital. Because a person wanting a tighter border than you does not make him/her evil.
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A life hack I think I invented happened in a doctor's office. The nurse handed me a ream of forms to fill out concerning my medical history. I told her that nothing had changed and couldn't I just change the date on the old forms I had filled out a year ago. She said that was not allowed, so I asked if she could make me a copy of my old forms and she did. I then copied the check marks from the old form to the new form in a fraction of the time.
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To anyone who lived through it, the scenes of America abandoning our doomed ally is forever etched in our memory.
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I love the absurd so much I sometimes post foreign cartoons that I can't read.
That one, however, is decipherable as obeying the instruction to sit down to pee.
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I will forever lament not being able to take possession of dozens and dozens of free mannequins that I was once offered.
They had the potential to send my artwork off into a whole new direction.
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All my driving years I have glanced to the left and right before I begin to enter the intersection when the light turns green. Once I glanced right, saw a car was running the light and slammed on my brakes. After the car zoomed by I looked at my daughter in the passenger seat and said, "I just saved your life and it only cost me one second."
Example #2:
One second long glance would have saved their lives. First, you glance left since you will enter that lane first, then right. Please.
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Speaking of my daughter...
My daughter called from Boston where she was attending college to tell me she may be picking up some extra money by modeling. She explained that she met a guy in a bar who invited her to his "studio." I died laughing and told her that was the oldest trick in the book and under no circumstances was she to go to his studio. She countered that he only wanted to take headshots and I shrieked, "You are going to let a complete stranger take pictures of you with a guy's dick in your mouth?!?"
She said, "Not that kind of "head" shot."
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Speaking of my Ph.D. daughter once more...
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Making internet enemies is a lot easier than making internet friends but I guess it does keep the curse protection talisman industry alive.
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EXTRAORDINARY IMAGES OF
STRONG WOMEN
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What base is it when she takes off your clothes, handcuffs you to the bed and her boyfriend comes in and steals your cash and wallet?
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TODAY'S SILLINESS
Get it?
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Oh, brother, they need to nip this in the bud right quick.
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Looks like the Detroit NASA program is going well...
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Believe it or not, this guy has a rather substantial internet presence.
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Why?
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Funny lady.
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Poor bastard.
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*MNBT
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How very clever.
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It’s too bad The Carpenters never got to do a project with MC Hammer and Nine Inch Nails.
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GET LEARNT
Looks kind of fun.
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True.
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Meet Dr. Jim Allison. The Texan who won the noble prize this year in medicine for his cancer research breakthrough.
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This blurry portrait of a man may not look like much but it just sold at auction for $432,500, nearly 45 times its high estimate. What makes it so special? The Portrait of Edmond Bellamy is the work of Artificial Intelligence and it's the first of its kind to sell at a major auction house.
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If I'm not mistaken those will be roof tiles.
The old fashion way.
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U.S. NAVY Electromagnetic RAILGUN Mach 7 Fire Tests
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The walkway isn't spinning.
Sometimes I like to show you things twice.
What do you suppose the red markings are on the left bottom?
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