One Of My Very Own
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ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
I was once married to a woman who worked for a high powered ad agency and her boss told all employees that they were going white water rafting as a team building exercise. Spouses and significant others were expected to attend. I balked, pointing out that I climbed ladders and single-handedly built stacks of scaffold - all dangerous things to do and had no intentions of putting my life in danger for free. She countered with how safe it was and how professional the guides were, etc. etc. Then two days before we were to leave a woman died of head trauma while rafting with all those professionals. The trip was canceled.
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Watch the two poor bastards in red...
Why didn't they jump with the others?
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Another reason I don't ride subways - #1.
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Another reason I don't ride subways - #2.
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We can't keep quiet about this. We should all flood Facebook or whatever with sanity. Oh, some things like flat-earthers are trolls just trying to get a rise out of us, but this anti-vax bullshit is real and we should all speak up about it.
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I have one of those. It is loaded with these...
And remember, the barrel is rifled so that all that stuff comes out the muzzle spinning and spreads out quickly...making it a perfect close combat weapon.
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I remember that hoax and where I was.
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Fucking idiot
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*MNBT
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And we might as well throw in term limits.
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What exactly did he expect to happen?
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Fools
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When brushing your teeth at bedtime, if you say 3 times into the mirror: “Sleeping soothes the seething” you will spit toothpaste all over your reflection.
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WHEN THINGS GO RIGHT
A marvelous modification.
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Oh, hell no.
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Be like that guy.
For a while, I thought the orange collar was a gash in his neck.
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A bar friend of mine had surgery on two of his heart valves including the aorta. When he went in for the routine ultrasound the nurse said, "So you are the guy!" Then clarified that that operation had never been done in the state of South Carolina, so they brought in an expert who showed my friend's surgeon how to do it using a sheep's heart.
Ain't science great!
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As a woodworker, that makes my dick tingle.
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I just saw an 18 year old Girl Scout selling cookies in her uniform and I don't know how to finish this post without sounding really creepy.
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SMILE PROVOKERS
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I never have had a band loyalty like that.
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The guy who made this worked too hard not to spread it around.
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Hey guys,
A number of posts have been removed from Folio Olio because “This image has been removed after a complaint from a viewer.”
This is not the first time that people think that the artist is not getting enough credit on this site. And they get to decide, apparently, with the help of ‘Blogger’s terms and policies’ what is and what is not allowed to be displayed. If you think the artist is not getting enough credit here, please let me know about it first and I will try to resolve the problem. But many times I am sent images that I have no idea as to its origin.
And please, if you do not work for the Internet Police, stop acting like you do.
Thank you.
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Remember these...
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I’m just saying if Superman could move faster than light, then he didn’t need to change in a phone booth.
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RANDOM BLOG FODDER
I found the growth of China especially interesting.
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You know who...
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How the news gets skewed...
One of the most famous images coming out of the Vietnam War showed this man at the moment he showed a Viet Cong prisoner in the head. But that prisoner had just been apprehended murdering a policeman's wife and children in their home. In the heat of war, it was deemed a trial was not required.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Pete Seeger.
RH: Serving in the military alongside other races usually overcomes the hatred your family instilled in you.
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Comedian addresses Straight White Male Privilege
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Me: Does that mean it’s free?
Cashier: You’re literally the 100th person to use that line today.
Me: Does being the 100th person to use that line today mean I get it for free?
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ABOUT WOMEN
She needs a butt-wipe-off guy.
Put me in the game, coach.
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Fun?
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There is no such thing as too small when it comes to breasts. Or too big.
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Yeah, try to talk my wife into posing like that. You don't have enough money.
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Reminds me of my honeymoon.
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15: ‘I think the WiFi is out again.’
Me: ‘Hey - what a great opportunity to go outside and enjoy some fresh-‘
15: ‘It’s back.’
Me: ‘Good talk.’
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NEWS FROM THE FRONT
Just a quick reminder that Russia has been invading Ukraine for the past 4 years and the world does nothing substantial.
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Remember when Ukraine’s Prime Minister Resigned?
Please explain. Usually and external threat will unite a country, but that didn't seem to apply to Ukraine. I don't understand.
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When I talk about the drivers in my state of South Carolina now maybe you will believe me.
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Sounds like something my stoner friend, James, would say.
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