MONDAY #3679

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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He actually looks better.
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 SHIT GOING ALL WRONG

What Happens Next?

A. They take their helmets off and they are both bald.

B. They set their car on fire.

C. They fill their car with chocolate milk.

D. An animal sticks its head in the window...maybe an ostrich.

And...

What Happens Next?

A. The stick slips out of Stick Guy's hands and strikes a spectator.

B. Stick Guy misses Sitting Guy's head and breaks Sitting Guy's shoulder.

C. After hitting Sitting Guy on the head, the stick breaks and flies back and hits Stick Guy in the face.

D. The Stick Guy hits the Sitting guy on the head and it hurt like hell and Stick Guy looks disappointed.

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If the internet is any indication, these things are extremely dangerous.

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 Better it than me.

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Yeah, I would tolerate that. The young woman was PLAYING with the cat. The cat was NOT playing. Life expectancy in my house - 43 seconds.

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 A couple of Star Wars outtakes.

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C. They fill their car with chocolate milk.

 And...

D. The Stick Guy hits the Sitting guy on the head and it hurt like hell and Stick Guy looks disappointed.

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If your stick family on your back window looks like a soccer team you should probably try some butt stuff.

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 SCIENCY STUFF

 "One of the most intricate [mammoth bone dwellings] was discovered in 1965 at a place called Mezherich, near Kiev in Ukraine. A farmer, digging his cellar, almost two meters below ground level, struck the massive lower jaw of a mammoth with his spade. The jawbone was upside down and had been inserted into the bottom of another jaw like a child's building brick. In fact, as subsequent excavation showed, a complete ring of these inverted interlocking jaws formed the solid base of a roughly circular hut four or five meters across. About three dozen huge, curving mammoth tusks had been used as arching supports for the roof and for the porch, some of them still left in their sockets in the skulls. Separate lengths of tusks were even linked in laces by a hollow sleeve of ivory that fitted over the join. It has been estimated that the total of bones incorporated in the structure must have belonged to a minimum of ninety-five mammoths. This need not be a measure of some prodigious hunting feat since gnawing marks of carnivores suggest that many of them were scavenged. However, the task of dragging the enormous skulls across the country should not be underestimated since a small one weighed about one hundred kilograms [220 pounds]. It is likely that this extremely solid framework, when completed, was covered with hides just like the skin and whalebone huts built by Siberian coastal hunters during the nineteenth century."

And even more amazing to me, two maps of the same area carved into bones by the Neanderthal.

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Roman Soldier, sword still strapped to his side, killed instantly by the surge cloud of Vesuvius eruption.

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 I've never seen one of those...but I want one.

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 *MNBT
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If I'm not mistaken, the main purpose was to facilitate moving armies from one coast to the other. 

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Speaking of armies...

Think of the balance required.

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Not real science...

 But it is engineering.

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Let's get serious for a moment.

 "Infant daughter is not eating and has been in the hospital since New Year's Eve. Docs think it is a gastric motility issue (gastroparesis). My wife posted on Facebook about it and this individual told her that she is responsible for my child being severely ill because we chose to vaccinate her. She even proudly presented a bogus 19-year-old case study as evidence." 

This was but one of the sane comments:

These Vaxxer lunatics MUST be attacked. This is serious. Please help me.

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I left my front door open and my Roomba went out and I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators.

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 FUN WITH LAMGUAGE

Einstein loved beer, by the way.

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 Not if you don't give a fuck, Sparky.

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 Think California.

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When you piss the IT guy off so much he gives you a...

Black Eye

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

And before one of you rat me out to Google... 

By the way, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is on Netflix.

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Do Y'all blow on your food when it's too hot or do Y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it?

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I had to look up that word. This is the total listing...

The site from which I found it.

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 ANOTHER LOOK AT SOME IMAGES PREVIOUSLY POSTED

That one image could spur thousands of young people into STEM.

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When Kiki Challenge went wrong.

Apparently, it is illegal to do that on a public street.

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 Everything you need to know about religion in on video clip...

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Direct Hit ... bullseye

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Moments of peace.

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Got a new tube of toothpaste and now I'm using what's left in the old one with the reckless abandon of someone in a much higher tax bracket.

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 IMAGES BEGGING FOR A BACKSTORY

 You go, big guy.

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Lawnmower with air-conditioner. 1950s

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If you think this is child abuse, then you've never had children.

Look at his other daughter toting all the luggage and standing just far enough away to lessen her embarrassment.

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 He looks way too confused afterward. What did he expect to happen?

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In my ongoing struggle against the stupidest footwear ever invented, I offer just one of the many hazards. 

Women, you are better than pawns of the fashion industry.

Think for your fucking self, for god's sake.
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