FRIDAY #3704

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NASA appears to be convening its leadership to deliver a eulogy for its Mars rover, Opportunity. 
The space agency has scheduled a briefing Wednesday when it will announce the results of final attempts to contact the solar-powered robot that's roamed the Red Planet since 2004.

NASA lost contact with Opportunity during a planet-wide dust storm last June and hope has slowly faded since that the bot will phone home. Because the rover is solar-powered, it would be unable to charge its batteries and operate if its solar panels have been covered by a significant amount of dust.

*MNBT


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 THE JOBS PEOPLE DO OR TRY TO DO

Because fuck this job that's why.

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Why didn't the guy with the camera help him?

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Park officer clears 7 ft of snow by dividing the drifts into refrigerator-sized chunks to cart away.

 
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This lady is better at this than I am at anything.

Not one missed whack.

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Suppressive fire in Vietnam as a squad is evacuated.

Having bullets whiz all around you surely takes a toll.

But no less so for these guys.

 They have to drive over and see body parts scattered about - body parts that were living breathing humans beings before being cut into pieces.

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On a lighter note...

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Right in the middle of feeding, she puts those melons right in his face.

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Some asshole fish crawled out of the water 35 million years ago and thanks to him we have staff meetings.

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THINKING POINTS

 I watch mostly science, history (real history) and military channels and the commercials are twice as loud as programs. I think they know that old people watch such shows and most old people don't hear worth a shit.

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Rutger Bregman, speaking at a conference at Davos where 26 billionaires met and 1,500 private jets were parked.

Try your best to read this.

 A reminder - read the Panama Papers.

But why do 26 billionaires need 1.500 jets?

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 The man doesn't know that there is a snake underneath. The woman doesn't know that there is a stone pressing on the man.

The woman thinks: "I am going to fall! and I can't climb because the snake is going to bite me! Why can't the man use a little more strength and pull me up!"

The man thinks: "I am in so much pain! Yet I'm still pulling you as much as I can! why don't you try and climb a little harder?!"

The moral is: You can't see the pressure the other party is under, and the other party can't see the pain you're in. This is life, no matter whether it's with work, family, feelings, friends, family, you should try to understand each other, learn to think differently, " think of each other, and communicate better"

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You hit the being alive lottery. Act like it.

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Anybody want to dare comment on that? And it wasn't even the biggest.

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This looks delicious.

Hokkaido milk bread

https://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/japanese-milk-bread-rolls-recipe.

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I'm going with 2, 3, 1 in that order.

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Allow me to mount my favorite soapbox.

Plus a thousand years of knowledge. 

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Fool

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When a person with a mullet tells me they don't give a fuck, I 100% believe them.

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PASTIMES

We always took a jigsaw puzzle to the beach with us. We all worked on it. This looks like a great one.

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Harold is done with hiding the pain.

Remember this meme king?

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Her posture reminds me of this child.

A 15-year-old Incan girl was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years.

And this is what she looks like under all those wraps...

*MNBT
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See anything...odd?

Woman crocheted a clone of herself and her dog.

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Grandma's latest around the house knitting project.

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From the looks of those rubber boots, he has done that often.

I think the mesh in the grate is too small. You just need it big enough to keep out pets and children. And don't tell me the grate is to keep out debris since obviously, he doesn't give a shit about debris getting down the hole.

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This ram has an interesting pastime.

(Insert goat laughter here)

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Sorry, I took my pants off at your gender reveal party. I totally misunderstood the rules. My bad.

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GET LEARNT

I so want that to be true, but it came with no source. 

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Pay attention.

I don't know why things like that leave me giddy with satisfaction.

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Ever wondered how a crew got out of a damaged B-52?

 These are each of the positions on the aircraft and how they get out in an emergency. SIX ejection seats. 4 go up. 2 go down.

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 I wonder if there is an advantage for electric in really cold climates.

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Have you ever just been surfing the internet and come upon a picture of your own butthole?

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THE LAST LAUGHS

Do you have any birdhouses...

 ...that I can have sex with?

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I like the first one, but the second one will have a tough time matching it. 

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All things Ralph...

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Married men will understand this...

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 I'm glad that I lived long enough to see the acceptance.

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