MONDAY #3721

One Of My Very Own

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PEOPLE

Classic American TV at Its Best

You're welcome.

Now I want you to think back to the janitor who was arrested for setting off a fake fire alarm because he wanted to watch his co-workers' boobs bounce as they ran down the hallway.

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CAUTION: THE NEXT VIDEO MAY CAUSE SOME DISCOMFORT
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I told you. 
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I had a scene similar to this is one of the novels I wrote. I swear. 
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Have you ever been this bored?

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I just using nicotine gum. Wish me luck.

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*MNBT 
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As an early teenager, I once found a bottle of whiskey in the trunk of my father's car. It was 110 degrees so it was very hot...but I took a swig anyway. And that's why I used to be a cold beer drinker. 
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Sometimes right before falling off to sleep, I like to imagine what some of my meaner commenters look like.

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By the way, I would like to meet the writer who invented this awesome bastard.

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The difference between men and women...

And then there's Grandma...

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Yeah, I saw Animal House.
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WARNING: When jumping near water, use extreme caution.

And lastly this most wonderful segue to the next section...

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*standing next to a wheelbarrow full of BBQ sauce*

Look, no one is arguing that the zoo fire isn't a horrible tragedy.

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PLACES

The most dangerous footwear ever invented.

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One year I took my dog to every class at the university and nobody ever knew he was in the room. He was that good of a dog. 
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If you were wondering what’s happening in the cockpit during an air show... here it is.

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To be fair, none of the living Brits colonized shit. 
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He could not be the only one that happened to. 
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One of my best friends in college had an identical twin brother who bought an island. After countless boat trips hauling over supplies, a group of talented friends joined him in building his house.
Years later my friend through a party and his brother was there. One wore black pants, a black shirt and a white coat and the brother wore exactly the opposite. Halfway through the party they swapped clothes and I was the only one to notice...but I kept my mouth shut.
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Asians 
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Most people are startled by the sound of their own washing machine, yet convinced they would be a badass in any apocalypse.

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THINGS

 A Tribute To Life

How wonderful. 
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Now you have to remember to charge your backpack...

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These were gifs that wouldn't load. It shows machines that quickly remove nails from pieces of wood.

My question is, are they trying to reuse the wood or the nails?

I suppose they may want to use the wood for fuel. 
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MGs are fun cars, but when I was in Europe my buddy had one that looked just like that only red. On long drives, we had to stop periodically to cool off our feet since our legs more or less extended up into the engine compartment. In the summertime, it was almost unbearable. But we did pick up a lot of women in that thing.
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It is titled "We do it with love" by Sarah Lucas.

As a lover of the absurd, I will defend that with all my strength. 
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 *MNBT

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You haven't truly witnessed humanity at its worst until you've visited an all-you-can-eat buffet with crab legs on it.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Remember this classic?

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Procrastination. I'll take one for the team.
Other options include:
Racism. I'll unite the world with my horrible one man white power tiki torch rallies.
Pleasuring my wife. If we ever split, she will always know I was the best she ever had. 
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 All they had to do is add a "for" as in Cooking For People.
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This is a very interesting sign.

What if there were thousands of internets?
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 Handwritten messages...

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WORD ON THE STREET

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At least it beat most graffiti. 
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I eat these things like candy. 
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 Is this factual?

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 Because he doesn't exist.

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