FOLIO OLIO: MONDAY #3728

One Of My Very Own

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Trump sent his lawyers to preemptively threaten a lawsuit all of his schools if they release ANY of his records. Why do you suppose that is?
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In my opinion, his irrational behavior is a classic case of me think he protests too much.

Oh, look, I got a top secret clearance from the White House.

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I was having a little trouble coming up with an appropriate closure method for my latest dollar bill artwork. I must have been thinking about it prior to falling off to sleep because when I opened my eyes the next morning I knew exactly what needed to be done.
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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

"I'll just wait here."

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It's just his hood...HA!

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Perfect. Just fucking perfect.

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He needs to work on his technique.

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Watch the in-bred looking kid's hand...

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Just took the "What's your social security number?" quiz on Facebook.

ORDINARY PEOPLE DOING EXTRAORDINARY THINGS AND VISA VERSA

Burglar pretends to be armed then surrenders to security who is also pretending to be armed.

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By the way, as I'm writing this Messi just got his 50th career hat trick.

PS: That is not Messi in the video.

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Due to cancer, he lost a quarter of his brain and a third of his skull.

That adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "Keep your head in the game."

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As a lazy man I like it, but it does look a bit heavy.

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How long do you suppose he waited for its maiden voyage?

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A good way to tell if an artistic idea is any good is to remember the most successful video game idea of all time is "a plumber steps on turtles" so who knows.

YES, I HAVE QUESTIONS

QUESTION: Do you suppose Rick or any of the other characters ever locked his keys in his car?

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QUESTION: Do you think this was all staged?

If so, why?

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QUESTION: Why don't they use those flaps like NASCAR that stops it from going airborne?

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QUESTION: Could somebody explain to me what that is suspended in the ice? Solar panel?

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QUESTION: Pretty soon there will be more bullshit on the internet than factual data. What's a blogger to do?

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QUESTION: When this gets refined we won't even be able to trust our eyes. Will an entrepreneurial guy step forward to mark our shit true or untrue for us?

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QUESTION: I found that funny...did you?

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QUESTION: How bad does a track have to be before it is condemned?

BTW: My wife tells me that almost all my blog items load for her. The way I fixed it was to post nothing larger than 2MB gifs. The train clip is a test at 2.3MB. We shall see.

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Tangerine trees

QUESTION: Surely they don't grow like that in the wild. How did they do that? Wire cage?

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QUESTION: Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

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QUESTION: Can you imagine what a group of cavemen thought when something like that opened up right in front of them?

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QUESTION: Does anybody know if that is even feasible?

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QUESTION: I wonder how many of you will get the next three.

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The moon is moving away from the earth at about 5 inches a year so it's like the longest break up ever.

RATHER SPECIAL ANIMALS

If you live in an area where wild animals walk around freely, what do you do about such things as letting your kids walk to school?

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Mufasa’s death seems to really effect him.

That is actually very touching.
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Who knew this was even possible?

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Forget the cat...

Take a look at the most over-engineer stools I've ever seen.

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You hardly ever see mishaps like that.

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Had that been me, that cat would have been thrown across the room, through the window, never to be let back in the house. Or I would just nail its lifeless body to PETA headquarters front door.
Here, let me illustrate:

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Teenagers do the exact same thing their parents leave.

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Come Closer Gesture

I hired a guide and went bear hunting once. Deep in the woods, I spotted a bear and raised my gun, but the guide told me to wave him closer, so I gave him a come closer hand gesture. And the bear came closer. I raised my gun again, but the guide told me to wave it even closer. I did and now the bear was only fifty feet away, but the guide told me to get it to come even closer. I waved again until the bear was right in front of me and the guide told me to shoot. I raised the gun, pulled the trigger and it was a dud. The bear grabbed me in a bear hug and I thought I was going to die, but just then I felt that my hand was right on the bear's dick, so I grabbed it and squeezed and twisted it until the bear let me go. I took off running and once I was far away I looked back to see the bear doing this...