SUNDAY #3727

One Of My Very Own

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NEW EMAIL: 

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Jussie Smollett Indicted 

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 [verification received]

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE 

One small jump for moronkind.

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I think it is called an art installation.

*MNBT
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*MNBT

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Paul George’s number changes from 13 to 14 after he dunks. 

Anybody explain that to me?

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Can we assume a bird hit the side of his car? The ones I've seen look much more like a bird than that.
Although I guess they can hit at different angles.

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How the fuck do they know that? Seriously. I heard the exact same thing on the Science Channel.

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Ladies and gentlemen, a young literalist. 

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Why doesn't the old bitch just sit in that empty seat behind her?

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Running for your life in movies...

I really don't need to comment on that, do I?
But as I recall, that movie was made for like $10.25.

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Husband: I love everything about you.

Me: Even my toe hair?

H: What toe hair?

Me: *tears up* That’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.

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Hahahabannanaha!
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INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU MAY WISH TO BE MADE AWARE 

I would keep moving them just as the kid was homing in on it. 
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Indian snack called far-far...

It's made with yellow dye #5 and magic.
Seriously, hardly anyone knows but that one man is the sole worldwide producer of Cheetos Puffs.

He works 20 hours a day, seven days a week and gets paid $42...a year.

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I found that very touching.
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There's an old adage about that very thing: You don't believe in 4,528 gods and I don't believe in 4,529. 
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*stomps feet twice and claps over and over until everyone at the funeral is doing it* "We will...we will..miss you".

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SUBJECTS TO PONDER 

I prefer insanity as the villain. It hits closer to home for all of us.

He kind of reminds me of this dear Throw Mamma From The Train lady...

The hair is identical.

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That strikes me as excessive. 

[verification needed]
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RH: I want to draft Obama for a 2020 run. 
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On a serious note...

How is it that Americans have turned anti-science? And don't tell me the subject hasn't been proven...that shows your ignorance. You can't read an article on the internet and call yourself qualified to criticize 95% of the worldwide scientists who are very alarmed by what's happening.

And let's be fair, even if carbon emissions had nothing to do with climate change, wouldn't it be a good idea to clean up our air anyway? 

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Okay, we've had enough time to analyze whether the legalization has had detrimental effects on our society.

Did crime rates rise? Did college enrollment drop? Did fewer people buy houses, get married or have children? Did snack food sales increase? Were there more automobile accidents? And most importantly, did the use of hard drugs increase or decrease?

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I am most impressed with ER personnel. One lady I knew was the ER nurse who flew on the helicopter. The woman was a saint.

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This reporter seems to be enjoying that snake just a little too much.

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Video games because they're the only socially acceptable way to ask another adult if they want to play.

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That actually happened to me. My daughter brought home homework that used symbols I had never even seen.

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THE THRILL OF CARTOGRAPHY 

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That is an awful map for showing countries. What is that little blue dot in Northern Europe?

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Nothing sneaks up on you quite like the age where people give you a bird feeder as a gift.

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STRIKING IMAGES

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 Look at the size of those fins.

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Could anyone find this in a thrift shop and not buy it?

 

"Striking" Image...get it?

 
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The Bird Box, but it’s just my wife yelling at me not to look when the lights accidentally come on during sex.

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NAUGHTY BITS 

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 I've seen grown men at my bar do exactly that.

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Fuck you. Maybe god is human beings' biggest mistake. 
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