MONDAY #3735

One Of My Very Own

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NEW EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Worth mentioning this guy's views are aligned with the alt-right, same as the shooter. Recently read an interesting analysis of 30,000 of their Twitter accounts showing that the #1 thing that brings them together is the "White Genocide" theory that claims that if whites become a minority by means of immigration (even if their total numbers increase), then that means they are being violently wiped out, and thus they see the need to violently strike back.  The #2 thing binding them together is their love of Donald Trump. 
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CUE THE AMAZING VISUALS

The pattern created from the snow melting on a deck.

I think there are diagonal supports - something I have never seen.
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Is this a real thing?

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Representation of how the solar system travels through the Milky Way.

I still like to look at this from time to time.

Get it?
An offensive action with the intent of hitting one's opponent, made by the fencer who has just parried an attack - Riposte
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Yeah, model trains can be expensive. 
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Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess.

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Let's raise giant rabbits! They will literally eat garbage and besides the edible meat, the fur is wonderful. Hell, that one rabbit could provide enough fur for a coat to fit that kid.
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Working from home is pretty much just staying sober enough to respond to emails.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

It's called commitment, kid.

 Well, he chose the revenge tube and not the escape tube.
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I, of course, would want to play with real coins.
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I may have shown you this before, but as I recall it was a version to large to load.

If I'm not mistaken, that wouldn't download the last time I tried.
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If you press the clit and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot.

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VEHICULAR MISHAPS

I don't forgive the white car, but the black car is going about twice the speed limit. 
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What Happens Next?

A. She falls off the front of the ferry.
B. An ostrich attacks her.
C. She gets run over by a train.
D. She gets naked right there on the sidewalk.
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 C. She gets run over by a train.

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Who's fault is it?

The railroad's for having non-functional gates. 
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Stupid bastard
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A friend of mine found a dog on the beach and put it in his Porsche and drove to the animal control office to find out what he should do. When he came out of the office he found that the dog had ripped off ALL of the upholstery, including the dash and door panels.
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No need for a chain lock...

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Look at the size of that motor!

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Aaaaaah 
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I hate how reward systems never work for me like I can't just say "If I finish this chore I can have a beer" because my brain says "Or you could have one right now" and I can't argue with that logic. And self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who set them and he's full of shit.

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PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN ME

Want to guess who this is?

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Mark Rothko in studio

 I've sat studying my work just like that, and I agree with this next statement whether it is paintings or novels.

Mr. Rothko's paintings have a definite landscape feel to them.

Here's some real landscape images for comparison.

 There have been huge arguments in the art world about whether or not paintings are mere decoration.

I think that if it is ' decoration, then it's the highest form of decoration there is.
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If you don't look back on your younger self and say "I used to be stupid," then you are probably still stupid.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I don't know what that even means.
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I'm not lost for I know where I am, however where I am may be lost.

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NAUGHTY BITS SILLINESS

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This is what a five star hotel does for you...

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Hang up the fucking phone! 
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Earth girls are easy.

I knew a guy who was married to a secret alcoholic who had bottles stashed all over the house.

After therapy and cessation, he told me she was no longer any fun sexually. Make of that what you will.
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The roads marked red were closed.

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The Nutcracker?
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And...

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 A few times the bull won...

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