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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

SUNDAY #3741

One Of My Very Own
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NEW EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Welcome, all my new Italian viewers. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Why don't parents who want their children to drink fluorinated water just refill the bottled water right out of the tap?
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Oreo Cookies
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 I prefer Hydrox cookies and milk.

Yes, they are similar, but Hydrox is made to be crushed in a third of a glass of milk to yield a delicious paste that my mother used to make us when we hadn't done anything stupid in 24 hours.
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It was mentioned that this man is working smarter instead of harder.
However, I have shown you what happens when one of those tanks falls over and knocks the top off...it becomes a missile.
But in his defense, they could be empties.
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Do you think it will learn not to do that?
Observation: My guess is that the stupid little fucker does it every time the perch is repaired and that is why it is being filmed.
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[verification needed]
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Nicely done.
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[verification needed]
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https://gizmodo.com/u-s-army-assures-public-that-robot-tank-system-adheres-1833061674/amp?__twitter_impression=true
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Would you try to get this trucker to pull over so you could tell him that his load is not secured to the truck?
I surely would.
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Cardi B makes music for women who wash paper plates.

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PLACES OF INTEREST

Castle Stalker, Scotland

I don't think so, Sparky. 

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And...
Jilong Castle Country Club is a four-star hotel located in the center of a lake in China's Guizhou province and looks like it's been plucked straight out of a fairytale.

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Here's why you can just outrun a flash flood...
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I like things like that. Our local zoo uses the exact same thing to shade many of its cage - the glass kind.
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See anything odd?

The building was penetrated with minimum damage to the car. That's because it is made of stucco-covered Styrofoam.
The contractor of a federal building going up near me hung out at my bar and I talked to him about my ability to break into the building with nothing more than a claw hammer. He agreed. The only thing between me and the interior was Styrofoam, insulation, and drywall.

But what really upset me is that all the architectural details are fake.
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I can guarantee you that the kid who lives there is spoiled rotten.
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 Features some pretty cool tips:
https://mymodernmet.com/light-landscape-photography-tips-stephan-furhnrohr/
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I hate earthquakes very much. I'm from the South and tornadoes are the proper way to receive the wrath of god.

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NOT YOUR NORMAL EVERYDAY HUMAN BEHAVIOR


Reminds me of this...

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This is why they get so much money...
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Funny how he not only wanted to as tall, but taller than the woman.
Of course, those silly shoes makes her at least 3 inches taller. 
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FLORIDA MAN!!!

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America's finest.
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 I'm betting the lucky motherfucker was texting.
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I don't think this is a Florida Man.

They are all wearing heavy coats with hoods = not Florida.
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Hahahabannanaha!
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Are British people capable of leaving a room without slapping their thighs and saying "right"?

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Nobody at my bar got that. Let me know if you need help.
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LAST LAUGHS


Oh, you don't think I should laugh at anti-vaxxers? I think they are fucking hilarious.
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Yes, we speak English...

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 LGBT lessons fucking excellent compared to math, say children.
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Perfume, motherfucker. Do. You. Wear. It?
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 EVERYONE who has ever been thrown out of a nightclub has confirmed it was not their fault.
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 Republican Party could be down to 16 people without the racists.
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And...

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