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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3730

One Of My Very Own
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NEW EMAIL: 
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 I predict the Dems are fucked...AGAIN. A classic case of shooting oneself in the foot, as it were.
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Then there's this asshole.
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FOOD + MORONS


Can we all assume the cheese is stuck on the lid?
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Hahahabannanaha!
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She's even wearing eye protection.
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Inbred bastards.
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Sandwiches befuddle us more than any other food.
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Then there is this alien creature.

Kill it with fire.
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Before cell phones, the phrase "where are you?" was rarely ever used.

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STUPID PEOPLE IN NON-FOOD RELATED ACTIVITIES


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Do you remember this earwax removal bullshit?
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I haven't a clue as to what is causing his distress.
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Bluetooth gas pump?

We should pay her not to breed.
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Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing.


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PEOPLE NOT LIKE US


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I looked through the envelopes that were used to send me beer money and on the back of one of them was the above. 
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I do, I did, I'm done.
Beautiful piece of language. 
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Great cosplay. 
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Do they have restaurants in Japan where American people cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?

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INFORMATION YOU MAY NOT HAVE

Why do I wear my watch like this?
Do this little experiment. Hold a cup of coffee in that hand and then check the time. If you wear the face of the watch on the other side you will end up pouring out your coffee. Well, while painting murals I held cups of paint in my watch hand. Get it? 
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Female falcons are much larger than males and can kill a suitor if he doesn't woo her properly.

It's true! I even found a place where you can purchase them. 
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It's like a snake treadmill.
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This is probably a repost, but I like to look at shit like that from time to time.
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He gets it. That's just another reason to tax the shit out of the super-rich.
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Damn. 
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It's almost like the team of writers just run out of ideas.
I would suggest that each season they change the writers. 
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That grotesquely deformed tree is to trees what a pug is to dogs. 
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It resists fire, rot, insects and can last 80 years.
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Today, a million people live in the danger zone around Mount Vesuvius.

I want you to think about how long it would take to evacuate a million people. When half of them are covered in ten feet of ash, I will the guy telling them I told you so.
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I heard in a commercial that on average Americans live in 11 different houses.  move 11 times not military or college

Well, I discounted my stint in the military and my years at the university then added up all the houses I had lived in and came up with 11. So now I can't move again.
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I think that nostalgia is a disease most afflicting presently underachieving people. 

We know it is human nature to embellish the past with a rosiness that didn't really exist. I shun comparing my present life with my previous life. I actually think it harmful to do so.
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 ISIS - So easy even a caveman can do it
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Saw the same horse drawing elsewhere with the caption "When your client asks if you can do it cheaper."

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#20-squeaky medicine cabinet needs wd40?

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