WEDNESDAY #3737

One Of My Very Own

 Oh, my.
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NEW EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Yesterday the USA Curling Team scored a 5. I have never seen a 5.
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Think rich parents buying their kids' way into colleges. Still think the game is not rigged? And this is the only scheme we KNOW about. What we do know about is the rich shipping large sums of money to offshore tax shelters and setting up dummy corporation just to keep from paying their fair share. But if we talk about that then we are accused of wanting capitalism to fail or some such shit.
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FUCK UPS AMONG US

That looks like a classic case of 'Not My Job'. The architect drew the plans for where the electrician should put the wiring, then the fan installer did his job, and eventually, the switch was thrown. 

Here's another example of same:

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I've done enough construction to know it is HARDER to do that wrong than to do it right. If I lived across the street from that, I would burn it down.
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Note: This may not load. I pushed the limits.

The child was probably told that he would get to pop the gender reveal balloon and simply didn't understand the timing. The mother realized that it was she who didn't adequately explain and sucked back her anger.
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Stupid bastards 
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If you are writing or are going to write a novel, please avoid the old building's air vent egress or entrance trick. It has been done to death. 
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How to avoid copyright problems...

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(hope this loads)

That reminds me - have you ever seen my wife play sports?

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My wife spent six weeks researching customer reviews before buying a vacuum cleaner and one time I bought a new car because I had the same type of dog as the guy in the commercial.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

Medieval Shoes
I have a pair of shoes that reminded me of those and that's the reason I bought them.

They are super light and oh so comfortable.
Did you notice the exact image on the computer screen?
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I'm going out on a limb here, but I would say the Shepard and Husky were on the maternal side. 
[verification needed]
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Hell, I would turn into an arsonist just to see that thing in action.
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Ice Balls on Lake Michigan

Southern men have those anytime the temperature gets below 32 degrees.
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This is brilliant.

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Science fiction becoming reality.

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I don't know what this is. Anybody?

Can we assume fire suppression?
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After eating too much Mexican?

That was caused by the perfect storm of glass lining up as lenses. I wonder if that could be the explanation cases of human spontaneous combustion.
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If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard do I have to slap a chicken to cook it?

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MINIATURE SCENES OF EVERYDAY LIFE
by TATSUYA TANAKA

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In movies, people never adjust the seat in a stolen or borrowed vehicle.

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OBJECTS OF WONDER

Not a clue as to how that got there.
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Supposed to have been a grave marker...

I'm dying to know what the statement meant here.

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Art that you digest.
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Medieval church door in Gloucestershire.

Notice how the blocks were fit together like Tetris.
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The internet is the only place where 10-year-olds and 60-year-olds can argue equally.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

How very, very clever. 
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One armed catcher

His parents must be very proud. Seriously. 
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People dressed up as car wash brushes.

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Meet the Flintstones

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Someone made a true-to-life rendition of the bust of Nero.

He looks like every guy who has ever worked at a video game shop...the one who knows all the characters' names...smells like Doritos and Gatorade...you know the guy.
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This is why we watch the game...

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I going to state again that everyone needs a hobby. And knitting isn't very strenuous and you end up WITH CLOTHING! And even more than that, you could very well end up with family heirlooms.
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 Every swinging dick in the world thinks they are immune to the consequences of distracted driving.

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 I blame it on the cooler.

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6. Militant: The religious won't leave us alone and must be confronted at every opportunity. bb
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