MONDAY #3777

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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 Me all day Sunday even though I knew I was going to have my heart ripped out later.

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DANGER DANGER DANGER

Chasing a cruise missile.

An amazing weapon. It's not too fast but it can be programmed to change altitude and direction numerous times on the way to the target. And, oh yeah, it can be equipped with a nuke.
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What a powerful message from such a young man. If you agree with Trump that the news media is the enemy of the people, then you are as stupid as he is.
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That really doesn't fit in this section, but I think you will agree that it looks dangerous. 
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What's your take away on this?

Fat people should never test fate on a rope swing.

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Finally, an extreme sport I can do.

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Here's something scary.
This is Elvis Presley's draft card.

Young men are now, in this present time, still required to register for the draft. Failure to do so will result in you being ineligible for any government services (including college loans), no government job, and in the worse case loss of citizenship.
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Winnie The Pooh's full name is Winston The Feces VII.

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PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN I

 Super hot Elizabeth Montgomery (pre-Bewitched) played opposite Charles Bronson in this future post-war-apocalyptic love story on Twilight Zone.

They had many big-time stars on that show before they were big-time starts.

That was not Twilight Zone, but it was a pretty unique way to make a guy dead.

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Gun of Thrones...

So, how do you feel about that?

Damn, Stanley!
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You know you've made it when you get your very own action figure.

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Are Medussa's leg hairs tiny little baby snakes?

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ON THE HUMAN CONDITION

I will never forget that very special feeling of having a little girl run down the sidewalk screaming "Daddy's home!"

But I still fucked with them every chance I got.

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Our relationship with animals is complicated.
Of course, we eat them. And you would think that we wouldn't give a fuck one way or another about the animals we don't eat, but that is not the case. This woman saved a duck from the dogs.

And we spend scads of money taking care of abandoned baby animals.

The dog, however, is the greatest animal that has ever existed.

My daughter spent a year in Japan living with various families and the way they caged their dogs really bothered her.
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I find it interesting that what is so obviously pure dumb luck is so often credited to divine intervention. 
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Finally, patio season arrived in Ottawa.

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Thieves in Ireland are "building" a name for themselves stealing this ATM.

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Can you imagine me demanding that you stop making jokes about rednecks? See how ridiculous that sounds. 
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When a guy next to me at the bar tells me his wife’s leaving him, his dog just died, or his son got arrested for murder.

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We can still make fun of Nazis can't we?
That hand gesture is illegal in some countries. I don't want it illegal. I want to be able to identify them as easily as possible.
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Me: I just heard a noise

WebMD: Cancer

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Hahahahanhanaha! 
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Cute.

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Bottom's up, Princess. 
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All things Ralph...

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Brahahahanhanaha! 
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I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I do laundry “my way”.

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OBJECTS OF NOTE

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Let's take another look at these pants.

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The Jupiter trojans, commonly called Trojan asteroids or simply Trojans, are a large group of asteroids that share the planet Jupiter's orbit around the Sun. Relative to Jupiter, each Trojan librates around one of Jupiter's two stable Lagrange points: L4, lying 60° ahead of the planet in its orbit, and L5, 60° behind.

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Solid Oxygen coming off of Falcon Heavy upper stage.

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I understand not wanting a really steep ramp, but this just seems excessive to me.

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Street artists Jan Is De Man and Deef Feed teamed up to create a literary mural for a neighborhood in Utrecht, Netherlands.

I made a toy box that looked like that. Each book was a different sized piece of wood. As a public artist, I admire the effort, but you know (s)he got paid.
The people I mostly admire are the people who work for free.

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Imagine if these things were mobile.

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