FOLIO OLIO: WEDNESDAY #3751

One Of My Very Own

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

SUSTENANCE

Brisket Pie

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Chinese outdoor cooking

You will love this guy.

I really like these clips.
https://imgur.com/gallery/WQcsasy
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EGGS IN THE NEWS

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That could be a very good idea. Like the cook can actually eat with the others. But why do they feel compelled to pepper the shit out of the eggs? Let the diners do their own.
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Normally I would not have subjected you to that, but I was on an egg roll and it just popped up.
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Freak carnival accident caught on camera

*MNBT
But it's about food and it's an excellent segue into the next section.

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There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

“Fuck you!”
“NO, FUCK YOU!!!”

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The guy had just robbed the Bellagio poker room cage and casually tries to carjack a car in front of 4 police officers on the Las Vegas Strip. Full story here: https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/dramatic-video-shows-shooting-at-bellagio-hotel-casino

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https://www.livesoccertv.com/news/29593/uefa-charges-cristiano-over-cojones-celebration-in-atletico-win/
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Body cam apparently "fell off during the struggle" and they can't share its footage.

Sauce: https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say
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The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.

VEHICLES AND OTHER CONVEYANCES

Who STARTS a fight with a guy wearing a helmet?
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Putting an earthquake damaged road to good use.

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Parking job gone wrong

I've actually shown you this before but I just noticed that his turn signal is still blinking.
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Don't do this.

The white car SPEEDS up, causing the wreck!
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He looks like he is going much too slowly.
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One lucky sumbitch.

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Another great segue to the next section.
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Never having to do PE again is the best part of being an adult.

ANIMALS OF INTEREST

The American Watusi Bull

I had seen this before but did not know it was bred in America.
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Source: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459
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Horse protecting a working cowboy

I had no idea you could train a horse to do such things.

https://imgur.com/gallery/WZUI5P6
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Kind of Jurassic Park ain't it?
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This goat was born with paralyzed forelegs and learns to walk upright.

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That would make a hell of a horror movie.

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My wife rehearses the lies she is going to tell her therapist in front of a mirror.

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ART AND ENTERTAINMENT

Terminator 2 - Low Budget Trailer

I smiled throughout these clips. Enjoy.
https://imgur.com/gallery/iQffpU0
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Artist injects acrylic paint into thousands of individual bubble wrap to create this.

There must be thousands of different shades of colors.
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I think I would love writing closed captions for movies.
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Logic need not apply.
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How is it that butt dial and booty call don't mean the same?

THOUGHTS ON TECHNOLOGY

I might be old but I realize there is no slowing the cyberspace takeover.
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For years we have been inured to robots walking amongst us.

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But there is a very dark underbelly of this technology.

People lie. And people believe them.
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My blog has been attacked twice - that I know of.
I also have been reported for copyright violations and naughty images. Sometimes this appears prior to getting into Folio Olio.

We have to be so very careful.

But I am not immune to criticism. This was posted in FO comments recently:

"How about providing a link, grandpa. This is the internet, not your kitchen table. Sheesh."

I am guilty as charged.
I will try to do better. I will also admit that occasionally post bullshit.

And I appreciate you fine people who point out my shortcomings but believe me when I say that I would never lie to you on purpose.
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I fell asleep with my glasses on and when I wake up my dumbass thought I got my vision back.

RATHER UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS
SOME FUNNY, SOME NOT

Two paratroopers from the "Filthy Thirteen" preparing for their jump into France during WWII.

The Filthy Thirteen was part of the 1st Demolition section of the Regimental Headquarters Company, 506 PIR, 101st Airborne. The picture was taken on the 5th of June 1944.

I watched a documentary on those guys and they were, more or less the example for the Dirty Dozen movie. They weren't murders and such, but they were very short on discipline, so short that after the D-Day beaches had been secured they just took a few days AWOL to do a little whoring and drinking.

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Like a fucking boss.

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Jesus, lady, it's a vagina not a Pez dispenser.

I bet that last one walked out...spinning a cane.

(Humor Note: Would that have been funnier if it had read "rode out on a unicycle"?)

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250+ Amish gather together to move a barn

All I can think about is for a few guys on the leading edge to stumble and the barn falls on them. Of course, there are probably that many men on the inside also.
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