THURSDAY #3752

One Of My Very Own

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ENGIFUCKINGNEERING

I often think of the development of ideas like that. Sketches on paper, models of a couple of mechanisms, testing of materials, etc.
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It was stated that this was an egg.

Do you believe them? Also, look at the sever wear on some of the teeth.
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There MUST be a way to make art out of that machine.
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That looks oh so fake, but it's not. I just wonder why the roof doesn't collapse.
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This looks like fun...
 
But notice that the sled only makes contact with the tips of these little bits.

That's exactly how they prepare a curling lane. They spray it with droplets of water that then freezes.
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True.
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I bet that is impossible to master. 
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OSHA would close the place down. As a matter of fact, I don't see the necessity for having her hand that close to the blade.
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I met my wife in the bathroom of Home Improvement. She was doing coke after stealing healing stones from The House of Intuition. I like down to earth gals.

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ON THE HUMAN CONDITION

I once read a delightful article concerning how to illicit oral history from old people. One device was to not ask them general questions, but rather very specific questions. Instead of 'What was it like in your house as a child', you should ask ' When you walked in your front door, what would you smell.'

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 Looks like teen spirit.
 That's been around for a long, long time. Was it in a movie? I ask that because of the rather professional camerawork.
If yellow is actually putting the moves on blue, then that is one of the gutsiest moves I've ever seen.
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While Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan threatens Australians and New Zealanders living in Turkey, now seems like a good time to remind him that this exists.

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They say that before going out and slaughtering other human beings.
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Most Americans only count a nation's wealth and/or military strength as a scale of greatness. What about the happiness of the people? 
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A reminder that I think this is a good idea.

Can any of you frequent fliers let me know if there are unwritten rules like that one that people actually observe?
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People believe what the want to believe and them thinking that there is something spooking going on really appeals to people with boring lives.
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A local weatherman having some fun...

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Longest ski jump 832 FT

He almost landed on the flat part. But I would be surprised if they measure that in feet. 
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The bartender, a few customers and I were trying to figure that image out. Finally, I just declared, "Let's ask the internet." 
So, any of you smart people know what's going on?
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He just realized that his mother ate his little brother.
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When my children were growing up I had a jar full of dried beans, and whenever they misbehaved I removed one and told them once the jar was empty, the world would end.

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ANIMALS OF NOTE

One would think that antlers with forward-facing tines would be the worst for running through the forest. 
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Chill, dude, it's just a joke. 
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Like a vacuum...

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This is a very realistic lure.

But the fish smells a rat. 
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When someone is holding the door open for you but you a little too far away. 
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Line_(Los_Angeles_Metro) 
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The vets deserve all the praise they can get.
http://www.friendsoftheasianelephant.org/en/soraida-salwala/
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Speaking of...

I want to meet the guy who built that fence. 
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Being from the South I have never even thought of that. 
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Pay attention...

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My brother's dog had a basket full of toys and would fetch them by name. One day my brother put a new toy in the basket without informing the dog, then he asked for the new toy by name - a name the dog had never heard before. So the dog turned over the basket and nosed around until he found a toy that was unknown to him, then brought it to my brother.
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You're welcome.

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Can you imagine being good at math? Even a little decent? What a concept.

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WHAT IT IS IS HUMOR

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Seems like that should have been predictable.
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Hahahabannanaha! 
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Did they really think that red circle was necessary?
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Donald Trump with a regular haircut.

 He looks so...normal or at least non-clownish.
Now I want you to picture all the Trump males wearing hairnets...to bed at night to protect the do.

I wonder at what point in a relationship do you tell your potential spouse that you wear a hairnet to bed? 
Then there are the long hours I spend picturing Donald sitting on his toilet first thing in the morning scratching his scalp through the hairnet with one hand and tweeting with the other.
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