FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3802

One Of My Very Own

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I am really trying to wean myself off the GoT shit, but some of these are rather humorous.

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Oh, look, a bit of serious lampooning.

PEOPLE NOT AT ALL LIKE US

If this doesn't pucker your ass then you are more of a man than I am.

And remember, there are the people who VOLUNTEER to do shit like that.
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Easy mistake. It never said it was 40 nights in a row.

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I may ask to say the blessing before a meal at my family reunion and use this as the model.
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Great save!

But who passes a stopped school bus on the right?!?
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I've shown you this before...

It still amazes me that some numbnuts stood that close to take pictures.
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Kind of makes you feel old, doesn't it?
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Jean-Jacques Savin, 71, floated away from the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa in an orange capsule he'd built. Last week, he landed at the Dutch Caribbean island of St. Eustatius. The capsule has no motor and was steered by the ocean current. Inside the 10 feet by 7 feet capsule is a bed and kitchen for Savin to cook fish he caught during the nearly 3,000-mile journey.
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WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!

This is the perfect segue for the next section.
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Wife: How many times in our marriage have you ever answered a question with a question?

Me: What?

CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

This is the most human thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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I'd never thought about how much this would tickle.
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This is the most fun these captive bears will have for...the...rest...of...their...lives.

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Had that been my daughter the cat would be no more.
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Snake eating an egg in one gulp thats bigger than her own head.

And...

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Holy fucking shit, Catman!

That's horrifying. Someone, please explain that to me.
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Do y’all think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "Holy fucking shit!"

FEATS THAT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED

The Panama Canal is a true marvel.

I would place it on a list of modern wonders of the world.
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One of the last living Tuskegee airmen has passed away. Pilot and Harvard graduate. Rest in peace Dr. Grandville Coggs.

Yet he was not allowed to eat at the same lunch counter as I.
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This is an amazing example of problem-solving.

In order to fit more of the planes in the carrier's hangar, the wings folded. And to accommodate the extra large propeller the wings were bent to situate the body higher off the ground.
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I may have shown you this also...

But I want you to notice how he cut off the limbs as he climbed to the top, then he will proceed to cut pieces off from the top down.
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This guy needs a job as a stunt driver!

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Knuckle coupler

A design that is so effective that it has remained unchanged for a hundred years.
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I found a comb on the street today, so long story short, I’ll be trying lots and lots of new hairstyles tonight.

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Clever that.
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Seen in Perth

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Man with "I Eat A**" bumper sticker charged with possession of obscene material.

Dillon Shane Webb (23) of Florida was driving his truck on Sunday when a deputy pulled him over. The deputy informed Webb that the sticker in his rear window, which read, "I Eat Ass," was obscene and ordered Webb to remove one of the letters from the word "ass."

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https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/05/evolutionary-psychology-quiz
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"It rubs the lotion on the skin so it can get the hose again," I say to my kids, slathering them in sunscreen before going in the sprinkler.

GET LEARNT

See anything odd about this fence?

It's made of Styrofoam. Not sure how I feel about that.
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https://boingboing.net/2019/05/05/co-ops-climate-trustbust.html

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I wonder how long before we have no right-to-repair on our cars?

Until then we have this...

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Live Action Mickey Mouse Movie

*MNBT

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Oh, the irony.
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The Apollo 11 Lunar Module Timeline Book was a key onboard reference for the heroic astronauts who made the first moon landing on July 20, 1969. Fifty years later, it'll go up for auction at Christie's this summer as part of their sale "One Giant Leap: Celebrating Space Exploration 50 Years after Apollo 11." It's expected to fetch between $7 and $9 million. And yes, it really should be in the Smithsonian. According to Reuters, it's being sold someone who purchased it from astronaut Buzz Aldrin.
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