SATURDAY #3782

One Of My Very Own

Marvin got away with shit like that because he owned the company. 
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My bar got a load of visual puzzles and none of us can figure this out. Any assistance will be greatly appreciated.

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Never, ever show off by putting your life on the line.
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Haven't we all figured out that every shop has a camera?
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Why dump it in deep water where the big boys dwell? A little guy like that needs to hide among the reeds.
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Something you don't see every day.
I wonder if those fish are good to eat?
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Pure art and I mean that. 
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that kid has big brothers and had to learn not to take shit from anybody. 
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We expect young people to do stupid shit all the time. That's what youth is for.

And the calmest dog on the planet. 
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But this guy is much too old not to have recognized that this behavior was a terrible idea.

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 I was fired from volunteering at the fire department. Apparently “wax the pole” means something entirely different to these people.

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New Zealand

 
Amazing. The green area is uninhabited. 
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Which brings me to an interesting point.

Everything is edible at least once. 
But do animals do that? Do they eat shit that either makes them ill or kills them?

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He traveled to England over 500 times! Is that even possible?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AAirpass
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With brains like we saw yesterday, it's not surprising.
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Let's take another look at this wonder.

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And trees predate the bacteria that breaks them down so that they just stacked up for millions of years. 
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Went to the doctor for my lower back pain and he diagnosed me with being 72.

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TODAY'S SILLINESS

We've all done that, haven't we? 
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No fool he. 
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Somebody made those...in bulk.
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Speaking of...

I'm thinking it died and was floating on the surface when the lake froze.
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That first little cart looks kind of like mine. 
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Me: The opposite of "some" is both "all" and "none", which are also opposites of each other but not opposites of "some".

The Pentagon: Who else have you talked to about this?

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ADVICE YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK

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 A young friend asked me about marriage. I said, "I have never been to your apartment, but do you think people ought to live like that? No. People are supposed to live in homes like your mother had for you. That's what a wife will do for you."
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Minimalism by necessity.

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Wouldn't you have worn a pair of shoes without holes to make that gif that you shared with the world?
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The caption read: "Dog realizes he's getting adopted from the animal shelter."

Well, if that was me, that hyperactive bastard would go right back into that cage. 

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The car may be in his blind spot.

Or at least he can claim that it was. 
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TSA was not amused.
 

Don't fuck with those guys. They don't have time nor inclination to put up with your shit. 
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I have made a lot of bad decisions in my life but I've never made a bad sandwich.

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ABOUT WOMEN

Almost every religion blames women for all the ill of society because men wrote the rules. 
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Please.
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It's always special when beautiful people make fools of themselves. 
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I'm thinking her husband saw her do that then asked her to do it again so he could film it. Husbands are like that.

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And yet she persisted.

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This is feminism at it's finest.

Iran's first champion female boxer cancels return home after arrest warrant issued. 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/18/irans-first-champion-female-boxer-cancels-return-home-arrest/
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You are better than that, Gentle Reader. 
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He turns around like, "Duuuude?" 
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