SUNDAY #3797

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Yet another coffee cup mishap...

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Here's my other bartender womanized...

The caption read: "If anyone is looking for a 6’4’’ big breasted, light skinned, toe sucking Mamacita I got you covered."
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KNOWLEDGE ACQUISITION

I watched a documentary on Easter Island and found out that they now think there were two separate clans living on the then lush island - each with their own king. The theory goes that when a king died the members of that clan erected a likeness of him. Then when the king of the other clan died they, of course, erected a better carving. And so it went until the island lost its lushness and they all started eating one another.

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Imagine this sent down through the hole in the ice on one of those frozen moons with a liquid ocean.

It could swim in the water and "walk" on the bottom.
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This is the Lloyds Bank turd. It's one of the biggest pieces of ancient human shit ever found.

8 in long and 2 in wide, which is my wife's normal output.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/a-strange-star-in-the-milky-way-is-likely-an-outsider-from-another-galaxy?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-worked-out-how-to-keep-milk-fresh-in-the-fridge-for-60-days?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
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https://www.sciencealert.com/the-time-of-life-when-humans-are-most-optimistic-might-surprise-you?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
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Unbelievable.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/new-hiv-antiviral-treatment-achieves-effectively-zero-transmission?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1

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Thank you, Knight Templar Guy. I need all the encouragement I can get.

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"Girl Scout Samoa cookies are my favorite. But they gotta do something about that single serving size box."

- My wife

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Must be Russian.
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THE CREATURES AMONG US

Remember my confusion about deer evolving impractical huge antlers even though they lived in dense forests? 
Exhibit A:

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If ducks had balls...

He would have brass ones.
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I'm thinking the snake tried to eat something that ate him instead.
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Do you think he had to be trained to do that?
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If it works it ain't stupid.
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When your lawyer shows up during questioning.
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https://www.news18.com/news/india/did-olive-ridley-turtles-sense-cyclone-fani-was-coming-nesting-at-odisha-beach-was-less-than-1-this-year-2126975.html

The turtles basically said, "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here."
But what happens to the eggs left inside their bodies?
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I always count sheep during the day so I don't have to remember to do it at night. That way I can just fall asleep right away. Saves a lot of time.

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DUBIOUS BEHAVIOR

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-supplier-was-delivering-faulty-aluminium-to-nasa-for-20-years-and-falsifying-their-reports?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1

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Testing weapon systems on poor people we dupe into participating.

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April 24, 1945

A US soldier stands amid crates and stacks of loot stored by Nazi Germany in Schlosskirche (Castle Church), Ellingen, Bavaria. 

In addition to stealing priceless art, basic items such as clothing, fabric, furniture, dishes, and other household items were plundered for use by the Reich.
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One of the first firetrucks that showed up during 9/11.

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You want your ass kicked?

Cause that's how you get your ass kicked.
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Speaking of driving stunts...
I'm completely stumped as to how this guy can drive.

Guess we all know what he was doing when he lost his legs.
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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/
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Speaking of inclement weather gawkers...
Why were they filming that particular window at that particular moment?

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 I'm in a bad mood right now so I'm hoping to hear some good news about something bad happening to someone I hate.

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You may have noticed that I really like this guy's stuff. Now he has put out a book you may want to peruse.

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THE HUMAN CONDITION

I weep for the future.
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Nothing says "greatest country on Earth" like lunch debt preventing high school seniors from graduating.
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Am I boring you?

Judge not lest you be judge, Sparky.
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Wait until he finds out about drivers licenses.
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 Oh, my.
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If you have never seen this doctor who does magic to calm his young patients then you have a delightful experience ahead of you.

https://imgur.com/gallery/lyUb22C

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Happiness is not getting what you want, but wanting what you get.
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This child is looking at those balls the exact same way I look at my first set of real boobs. True.
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The kid is afraid he will get caught looking...

Caught looking a what? THOSE HUGE PUSH BRA ENHANCED MAMMARY GLANDS THAT YOU LITERALLY HAVE HANGING OUT OF YOUR DRESS?!?!
Be forewarned, bitch, I am going to look and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. You don't want me to stare? Cover the damn things up!
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I'm told that is not entirely factual, but without a deterrent then nobody would pay, thus costing untold millions.
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How...cruel.
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And the toe jam football is just a matter of hygiene.
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Not in a million fucking years.
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I actually liked that 2 hours of distraction.
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Y'all might want to write that shit down. It's a good idea.
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Eating a takeout two-piece dark meat chicken box alone in your car while listening to a book on CD can feel depressing, but not if you fully commit to the backstory that you're a detective on a stakeout.

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There's always time for Willie and Joe

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