THURSDAY #3794

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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A few more GoT memes. They should end soon, but some of them are rather clever.

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The world just became a lot less funny. 

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I lost money on the Italia Copa with Lazio's victory over Atalanta.
Lazio's uniforms made me laugh, though.

 You can't tell where the pants stop and the top starts, reminding me of the high-waisted Lollipop Guild.

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DUMBASSES

Her reaction tells me she did that on purpose so she wouldn't have to practice.
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Underground Disney park - dumpster edition

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Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

Hahahahanhanaha!
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Hawaiian shirt wearing Canadian takes down Crackhead Pyro

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 I can't adequately explain my dismay that most of the educational TV has turned to shit in about the last decade. And if you watch shows about ghosts or UFOs or Bigfoot then you are the problem - you offer legitimacy to this tripe.
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I got online to find an Avenger trailer and all it was was a bunch of people having sex...all kinds of sex.

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*MNBT
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Using the force for the good of all mankind...

 But be forewarned, this lady was an instructor in such drivel.

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[verification needed] 
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A gender-reveal party where it's just you and your partner in a doctor's office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then you are told and then you go home.

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EXTRAORDINARY IMAGES

Accidents with the other car removed.

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They were hooking up when the earthquake hit.

I would bet that happens many times and we just don't hear about it.
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How they rubberize the grip on a cloth glove...

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Remember this...


Well, I found some additional pages...

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Hey, ladies, my wife owns a lingerie shop and she's doing a bra giveaway. Just send me pics of your boobs and I'll email you if she has anything that will fit you.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

Or...

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I lost the link...sorry. 
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You gotta love this girl...

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Speaking of girls on skateboards...

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My parents are out of town, come quick.


And...

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Meet Matt Boling, HS athlete who just ran a 9.98-second 100-meter dash - 0.4 seconds behind Usain Bolt.

Look at the lead he had...

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I would never live where it took me a couple of hours to drive ANYWHERE! 
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Welcome to college where every single person is smarter than you except for the three people in your group project.

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HISTORICAL ITEMS

Finnish soldiers jury rig a stick to be used as a slingshot in order to lob hand grenades at enemy Soviet troops during the Continuation War. 1941.

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[verification needed]
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I find it interesting that showing off your dick has been around a long, long time...

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A president who lies. What will they think of next? 
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During WWII, Jews in Budapest were brought to the edge of the Danube, ordered to remove their shoes, and shot, falling into the water below. 60 pairs of iron shoes now line the river's bank, a ghostly memorial to the victims.

I know I've shown you that previously, but it bears periodic repeating.
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 In the ruins of the Cologne Cathedral, American soldiers take time to attend a mass. March 1945. Cologne, Germany.


Many months ago I mentioned that cathedral as being damaged and I saw every detail of the repairs because it was a different color granite. I stood right where the photographer stood in this photo.

This shows the restoration and you can see some of the color changes.

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A good friend of mine happened upon an overturned Jeep. A young GI lay under it and the rather sharp edges of the body had cut the man completely in half. The victim asked my friend for a cigarette, got it, took a couple of puffs, and died.
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You are such a loser that if there was a contest for losers you would come in 2nd.

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THE ODDNESS THAT IS ANIMALS

This reminds me of a story.

One of my sister's boyfriends built a pen and left a pet skunk for us to take care of. Well, I had only recently discovered what my dick was for, so, of course, my schedule was rather full. My mother ended up feeding it table scraps...lots and lots of table scraps. So many that the skunk got so fat it could get through the door of its house.
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I wonder if the dog was trained to do that or is it operating on its own initiative. 
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Watch carefully...

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Not today, Mr. Big Ass Cat. 
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This says everything you need to know about the sheer boredom of zoo animals.
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Let's play Torture-the-captured-fish...

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Have you ever wanted to watch an ape play the drums?

Boy, do I have a clip for you...
https://youtu.be/R6rbHcoKBkM
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But none of that works if you don't have a firm grip on your weapon. 

A good rule of thumb is that if the barrel of the gun is bigger than your arm, then don't shoot it. 
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 Did you notice the poor bird?

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Did he actually say that? Honestly, I don't give a shit. 

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 By the way, you can't imagine how hard it is to find items to fill this file.

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It's such a comforting thought...almost like somebody made it up. 

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