TUESDAY #3785

One Of My Very Own

 I would like to apologize for that and offer another.

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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See anything odd in this scene from GoT?

That's a Starbucks cup.
The continuity gal just got fired.

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WORD ON THE STREET AND OTHER LANGUAGE USAGES

Like anybody cares who said it - it's not a textbook.
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Guy hacks a sign and inserts instructions on how to hack signs.

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Don't tell me what to do. 
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God, I love absurdity.
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Unless you are an asshole, then be somebody else.
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Seriously. Lighten up.
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Don't hold back, Karen, tell us how you truly feel. 
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???? 
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"Elephants, Grapes & Pickles"
Yeah, I didn't get it either. 
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Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you 

- Brides probably

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FEATS TO AMAZE

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Let's let the new guy do it.

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Amputee Actor Problem: 
Sweating off your prosthetic arm mid-take

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I found out that this concerned a Flare Gun Found At Recycle Station

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Any chemists out there want to explain that to me? 
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The guy must have thought the play really sucked. 
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Catalytic converted made with Platinum and cost like $1.800.. Liverpool, England

One of my best friends in the military was caught dropping transmission out of a Corvette and the judge gave him a choice between time in jail or the military.
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I want to jump in a time machine, find the person who decided the work week should be 5 days and the weekends only 2, smack them across the face and come home.

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DEVICES AND GADGETS

Let's take another look at the wonder rod...

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I don't need a demo... just shut up and take my money...

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Water in this fountain has been flowing for 2000 years. 
Burdur, Turkey

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagalassos

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Speaking of flowing water...

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I think every office needs a guy wearing one of those...to relieve stress. Imagine getting fired by someone wearing that. At least you would have a story to tell.
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It's like they were all working to solve the exact same aerodynamic problems. 
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Oh, look..............a windshield viper! 
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One of my all-time favorite foods. 
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I wonder if there is a downside to using these. 
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My city has never heard of that system. Hell, they repave a street and just leave the manhole at the old level. They do that ALL OVER THE CITY.
I drive an electric cart with no shock absorbers, so I have to avoid such things at all costs. 
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Bose noise canceling toilet

*MNBT 
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Speaking of toilets...

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I'm not sure I understand how it do dat.
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The actual chain used by the Eastern Roman Empire in 1452 to block Ottoman access to the Golden Horn during the fall of Constantinople.


The Ottomans needed naval artillery power to breach the walls but the chain was effective at keeping ships from crossing into the golden horn. The Ottomans had to create a system to move their ships over land and around the chain, which took several weeks.. The chain is now kept in the Istanbul Military Museum.

For centuries it was stored at an old church.

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Scientists Make First Video of a Thought Forming in the Brain: an Imprisoned Zebrafish Considering Suicide.

[verification needed]

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I like this sketch very much.

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My wife: Throw in a few extra this time.

Pharmacist: We've talked about this.

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ADVICE YOU CAN TAKE OR LEAVE

Let's discuss that lady who has her own statue because she assaulted a Nazi.

 So do I. But what I hate is their intolerance of opposing views.

If we take that lady's example to the extreme, then anybody could assault anyone else whose views with which they disagree.

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I've always found that having a huge dick is very effective in all relationships. 
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How about childhood leukemia you twat?
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— John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men
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I think he meant "How to UNDERSTAND..."
The watching is easy.
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Helping a friend when it's time to take the group photo.

 

Be helpful, my friends.

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 I've just figured out that just about every one of these clips could be used in the Public Service section.

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 I think these are all reposts, but I'm not sure but I'm clearing out my file.

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Rule #1: Blame the women cause they can't fight back.

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